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6.18.2009

Don't Call Her Liz

A Fort Worth hearing calls me away from the office. In the meantime, enjoy this.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Typical liberated feminist.

She's the type that will hang on to her maiden name after she gets married and hyphenate it with her husbands name.

Jarhead said...

Liz seems a little sensitive about her name.

Anonymous said...

Well, Washington-I'm-out-of-touch-with-real-life-mindset has leaked down to the office assistants, now. Talk about a puffed-up-on-themselves-jerk! Yes, lady, we won't call you "Liz", we'll just call you what you are--a jerk! Hopefully, she will eat a lot of "humble-pie" in her apology.

Liz said...

Ahhhhhhhh PMS big time?

Sassy2U said...

11:24, it sounds like you and Liz have more in common that you think.

Anonymous said...

Folks, Liz has not even started to realize the ramifications that will befall her from hundreds maybe thousands who now will refer to her as Liz on purpose. She will regret getting so chippy.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable!! She should be fired. He should not have had to follow up in the first place...she should have responded to his first email. He patiently waited 5 days when the meeting was to be within a week.
Notice she responded within 2 minutes to the second email and had plenty of time to converse then about everything except whether her boss had time to meet with him.
I think she is known by Liz in other circles and he probably did overhear a friend call her that. She may not be proud of her Liz days or activities and that may be why she is acting deranged and paranoid. In the last email she sounds like she is talking to a stalker " Don't call her & not leave a message"...which is probably why the emailer stopped at that point and turned the emails over to others to handle....especially now knowing how "powerful" elizabeth says she is in DC. He may have worried that now his own job may be in danger.
Why didn't she just say may name is elizabeth and my boss is too busy to meet with you sorry....
Ridiculous abuse of power by people paid to serve us little people

Anonymous said...

Jack Lalaine has more sex than I get.

soz said...

reminds me of the seinfeld episode where elaine gets called by the wrong name (susie) and then starts correcting people when they call her suz. only, this is real life crazy. she sounds like a winner.

Anonymous said...

Google "Senator Boxer + ma'am" for another hilarious feminazi name problem.

Anonymous said...

This may be the worst part of it:
"Also, make sure you correct anyone who attempts to call me by any other name but Elizabeth..."
Wow! She's making way too big a deal of her first name. Is her middle name is Hitler?
That guy has waaaaay more control than most of us. I would have lost it long before that. And that order from der Fuehrer would have prompted me to answer with: "Don't get me involved in your personal !@#$ing crazy crusade, you !@#$ing psycho #@%&!

I would bet that somebody did actually tell him that her nickname was Liz, and they wanted to spread the crazy around and get back at her after she did that same thing to them

Anonymous said...

Oh, I heard that Elizabeth paid a fortune for her lower back tattoo, she would have saved a bundle with "Liz", she's bit touchy over the whole incident.

True story...

Senator Kay

Anonymous said...

Hey Senator Kay,

Around here lower back tattoos are called "tramp stamps" by some because so many women and girls have a tattoo there.

The Real Greggo

Anonymous said...

Sounds like what happens when someone shortens Mzchief's first name.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I'm currently in the market for a extremely young hot chick with a tramp stamp.

Billy Joel

Anonymous said...

Damn! What bug crawled up Liz's arse??

Too funny!

Jarhead said...

They're called "Wise County License Plates," not tramp stamps.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing Elizabeth gets called many more things than just Liz...geez.

Anonymous said...

hey Liz oh excuse me I mean Bitch! A simple correction would have sufficed. Something sure crawled up her butt!

Anonymous said...

I can understand disliking when someone voluntarily makes up a nickname especially in a work setting without knowing the person...however, she overreacted big time. There were more polite ways to have handled this.

Anonymous said...

how's about it buzz..???

Anonymous said...

If I were him and outlived the --ntIwuuld chisel liz in her stone >DAGO And we wonder why little can get done in D C.By the way I heard Obama has said that hi new health reform would be as eficent as the postal service and as symphatic as the I R S.

Anonymous said...

Instead of Major Hullahan they call her hotlips...I think Lizzy is never going to be anything but Liz for the rest of her life...maybe not to her face at first but Elizabeth is over.