These are not spider monkeys. They are Rhesus monkeys, you idiot.
Face it BG, the only monkey you could ever hope to handle would be a sock monkey.
You know, now that I think about it, you would have really dug me when I was younger. I would ride my ten speed bike, while wearing a bikini, with my squirrel monkey sitting on my shoulder. He wore a leash, of course.
Other times, it would be my boa constrictor draped around my neck....the monkey didn't like the snake, and vice versa.
I should have joined the circus that one time when it came through town.
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Reminds me of my ex- wife when I would be out of town.
Snow monkeys. They make good fajita meat.
Double Fake Nolan Ryan
Okay, I'm a girl, and I really don't like your usual photographic fare- but this is FUNNY!
These are not spider monkeys. They are Rhesus monkeys, you idiot.
Face it BG, the only monkey you could ever hope to handle would be a sock monkey.
You know, now that I think about it, you would have really dug me when I was younger. I would ride my ten speed bike, while wearing a bikini, with my squirrel monkey sitting on my shoulder. He wore a leash, of course.
Other times, it would be my boa constrictor draped around my neck....the monkey didn't like the snake, and vice versa.
I should have joined the circus that one time when it came through town.
Is she going to spank that monkey???
OMG!! That would freak me out!
I'll be all over your ass like a spider monkey!
Double Fake, Walker & Texas Ranger Bobby
Is that Ann Coulter entertaining/teasing her conservative followers?
Awww! That's really a cute pic, Barry.
I wonder what the big monkey is thinking ok guys keep her busy and I will get her from the rear
Little monkey begging for tasty bits from a hot chick in a bikini. I can totally see how Barry relates to that scene.
*;)
Looks like the Alvord school board is meeting again.
Man, I would pay good money to watch those monkey's all jump on her and start tickling her with those little monkey hands.
That, and hearing her blood-curdling scream.
Bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "playing with her monkey"!
Must be Dukakis island, Monkey Business.
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