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5.18.2009

Blimp Accident In Cottondale

Or so an emailer tells me. And look at the cockpit:

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I read the headline, before I saw the pictures I thought it was going to be some Wise County mom running into a pole or something.

Anonymous said...

Well I heard at the Cut-N-Curl Salon that the 5th Dimension was appearing at Red's this weekend at that they had flown that thing here.

Can somebody tell me somethin?

Anonymous said...

Cute, 2:48 - "Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?"

Anonymous said...

Redneck's Hindenburg!

Double Fake Ernst Lehmann

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Sheriff's Dept. will be towing it back to OK.

Anonymous said...

Oh the humanity.

Anonymous said...

t. bishop was the pilot.
or so i hear.
double fake orville

Silicone Alley said...

It looks like a giant sex toy

Anonymous said...

Ha, 3:04, brilliant! Wittiest reader comment on this site in a looooong time.

Bigwillie02 said...

Did the county bring that in to search for meth labs?

Anonymous said...

Your tax dollars at work. Government indoctrination schools promoting condom use.

Anonymous said...

My ex-wife and girlfriend bumped into each other in Cottondale? Yikes!

Jarhead said...

You said cockpit.

Double Fake Beavis and Butthead

Anonymous said...

May have been just one crash, but, I bet there was more than one "accident".

Anonymous said...

There's a hotel in Ardmore?

Anonymous said...

Jarhead signed off as Double Fake...I think someone is very confused.

Double Fake the Real Fake Double Fake

Anonymous said...

This isn't the first time gas has been expelled in Wise County...but at least it wasn't methane.

Double Fake Porky Beans

Anonymous said...

That contraption certainly does look "Oklahomaish." Knew they couldn't drive...

Anonymous said...

Moose and Squirrel have escaped again.

Double Fake Boris Badenov

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS

The Wise County Commissioners Court voted to purchase a requested air unit for the Wise County Sheriff's Department. Sheriff D. Stalker advised he needed to create a new air unit to help safely cover the Deputies in the event a air unit was needed. Commissioners located a fairly new airship and had Sheriff's Deputies bring it back to the new air strip behind Stalker's house. Should be up and running after a few minor repairs with duct tape, name change and pilot orientation. The new pilots are seen in the first picture closest to the the Deputy. The pilots were just trying to figure out how to put two seats in the highly advanced cockpit and will ride in each others laps until the new side by side seat arrives according to sources on scene.

Anonymous said...

He was speeding. I had to shoot him down.

Double Fake Rhome Speeding Nazi Van Man

Anonymous said...

Silicone....

My wife's got one just like it, but its a different color....

Double Fake Napoleon Solo

Anonymous said...

That thing looks like it is a guaranteed ride to the 2009 Darwin Awards.

Jarhead said...

Sorry, Real Double Fake.

I meant "Triple Fake."

Anonymous said...

Hello Chaps,this is Robert Plant and Jimmy Page and we are up in Oklahoma doin a show with the 5th Dimension and it seems we've misplaced our bloody Zeppelin.

It was tied to the roof of the Guest Inn Hotel we're stayin at and the bloody management took the bloody liberty of painting the name of the bloody Hotel on it's side as a publicity stunt or somethin.

Cheerio

Anonymous said...

We've got do do something about all these sportblimp riders stunting around the skies over Texas scaring the wits out of little old ladies with lap dogs and cell phones.

Anonymous said...

8:56 pm , I guess Page is still cursed after buying and residing in the cursed Boleskine house. Crowley brought down his zeppelin.

Anonymous said...

That trooper is thinking, "I spent half a year in an academy to watch this."