Last year, Bonnie Richardson of Rochelle won the Texas 1A Girls team track and field title by herself.
Well, she's at it again winning the Regional Title all by herself last weekend.
Long Jump: 1st
Discuss: 2nd (slacker!)
High Jump: 1st
1oo Meters: 1st
200 Meters: 1st
She won the team title with 48 points (the town of Hamlin came in second.)
Source: A pdf file I printed but forgot to link to.
Edit: And no, you can't say that.