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4.15.2009

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

  • We've now got a "Border Czar." Note: If your job description has "Czar" in it, odds are you're in charge of a problem that can't be solved.
  • Last week I mentioned I wasn't sold on the Rangers after their 3-0 start and now they've lost five straight. (I've got a friend that claims I have the ability to jinx any team.)
  • I like the terms "minx" and "vixen."
  • I like the Star-Telegram's Bud Kennedy but he's going to catch grief for writing today that "State's Rights" is "a quaint throwback to the segregation era."
  • Does every media outlet have to play "Tax Man" by the Beatles today?
  • Saw a longtime female defendant up at the courthouse yesterday who looked a little chunky. Courthouse personnel conclusion: She must finally be off the dope.
  • Shocked to hear that a 30 year employee at the courthouse in the maintenance department was let go. There has to be a story behind that.
  • I think I've filed a tax extension on this day every year of my working life.
  • I'm never interested in celebrity divorces.
  • Someone yelled at me in the comments last week because I revealed the ending of a documentary. At first I thought it was a silly criticism -- should I not be able to reveal the ending of a documentary, say, about the Civil War? -- but if you don't know, you don't know.
  • I don't know who Michael Irvin's partner is on his radio show, but that guy is the most annoying person ever.
  • I'm currently reading Jesus, Interrupted. Fascinating.
  • I really don't listen to that much music, but I can't avoid that "Poker Face" song.
  • Dear My Dentist In Bridgeport: I've got a developing situation. Please work me into your schedule today when I call.
  • The Cowboys released their schedule yesterday so I started thinking about planning one of my football road trips. In November Dallas plays at Green Bay and the day before Michigan plays at the University of Wisconsin. That would work.
  • Blogging flashback: You think this guy is regretting buying two high priced condos in Dallas?

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

ButterFace!!!

Anonymous said...

Today's Random baby got some serious back! Work it, girl! Yeah, get on those tiptoes for daddy


Well, since you probably don't know, they're saying that the Mel Gibson divorce settlement is likely to be the largest ever in Hollywood. But I bet you've got him beat writing alimony checks to seven ex-Mrs. Greens

I was in Walmart the other day, and judging by the looks of most of the folks in there, I'd say LOTS of us must finally be off the dope

Hump Day!

Propagandist said...

She could stand on stilts and she'd still have thunder thighs.

Anonymous said...

Can you say Kankles!!!!!!!


Double Fake Meagan Cortez

chupacabra said...

Nothing wrong with her- she has softball (or volleyball) muscle.

Anonymous said...

i had a minx stole onest, by a vixen i think..?

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to those losers, baby. You got it goin' on! I am so gonna yank that ponytail til you holla!

Anonymous said...

cute, cute, cute, and perhaps not partially store-bought like so many of your babes!

Anonymous said...

Lady GaGa...Poker Face. He...yeah, I'd Poker Face.

Anonymous said...

I don't know but I've been told, big legged woman ain't got no soul.








Triple Fake Robert Plant

Anonymous said...

Tea Party is happening now on the square.

Anonymous said...

Any info on the big drug bust at Chico???

Anonymous said...

She has an Alabama butt. That is a genetic defect. You might accidently set your drink on it, thinking it is a table, and it walks away. When she reaches adulthood, or stops campaigning, she will put on 100 pounds.

Anonymous said...

Why would a 'good liberal' like yourself file for an extension for your taxes? Go ahead and send 'The One' your money so he can forward it to others.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a big fat snake molting. I hope that the fasteners on the sides of that thing are firmly attached, otherwise they could severely injure someone. Like when nails or something go flying from a pipe bomb. Nothing screams out "Hey world, I've got a big ass" quite like neon green. By the way, it looks like she is holding a hair extension against the back of her head. Perhaps it's additional padding for the donkey punch she knows is coming her way.

Xanthippas said...

I don't know who Michael Irvin's partner is on his radio show, but that guy is the most annoying person ever.What? Compared to Michael Irvin? I think you got your criticism backwards.

Anonymous said...

Michael Irvins partner is Kevin Kylee or however you spell his last name...

Anonymous said...

I met Bud Kennedy a couple years ago. The first thing he asked me when he found out I formerly lived in Wise County was if I knew you and if I followed your blog.

Anonymous said...

I agree that Barry should send his money in now so that Obama can redistribute all those large fees that lawyers get.

Anonymous said...

Her bee-hind and legs just don't match the rest of her.

Anonymous said...

Green Bay is a fantastic place to watch a game. The history of the stadium is just out of this world, and if you can manage to go when the weather is miserable, so much the better. My wife, wonderful woman that she is, loved going there on our honeymoon! Though it can be a pain in the ass to get to.

Anonymous said...

The bankers are not sold on the rangers yet.Are they some that we own.Can Ombama fire Tom Hicks? It's small wonder that they can't fill the stadium up.How would you like to be a set of laid off parents that can't tahke their son to a traditional birthdayb ball game. DAGO

Anonymous said...

Her upper body and lower body came out of different gene pools. There is some Africian American somewhere in her ancestors.

Anonymous said...

A border czar? I thought that was Napolitano's job? And your government gets bigger and bigger. Shouldn't we have a war on poverty czar then?

Anonymous said...

1) That girl is stronger than goat dick.
2) Kevin Kiley (Irvin's stooge) sounds like a cross between Sean Hannity and Bill O'Riley and is more annoying than Anne Curry and dumber than a mutation of Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, and Brittany Spears (plus, did I mention he's a really annoying, dumbass sycophant?)

Anonymous said...

Barry darling,it's been so long since we've spoken, but DAMNED if that Green Bay Dallas trip doesn't sound like fun. One could, hypothetically, fly to GB rent a car, then Madison, and back to GB. That is a lot of ground to cover.