4.17.2009

"Because Everyone Needs And Excuse To Get Out Of Gym Class"

48 comments:

AConn said...

Are these girls from Chico?

Anonymous said...

From L is Bobbie Sue, Betty Sue, Bille Jean, and Lola Mae. Sweet little dawlings.

Propagandist said...

Barry, Tell us, you're not the one who gave them their excuses.

Anonymous said...

Is one of them Sili?

Anonymous said...

"You know what would be cool? If we all got pregnant at the same time!! Then our kids could be friends like us!"

Anonymous said...

I would tap that.

Anonymous said...

The one on the far left looks like she has a beer belly.

Anonymous said...

I think someone already has "tapped that".

Anonymous said...

Nothing but the best for America.

Anonymous said...

4 more fine graduates of Texas public schools sex education classes!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, definitely something to be proud of little girls.

Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you the 2010 All Wise County Girl nominations. Vote accordingly. Needs to be a poll opened on this one. Who will win, no one knows. The group was narrowed down in several different catagories: Loss of virginity, alcohol drinking contest, who does not know their babies daddy, best baby belly, best posture and of course location of residence.

Silicone Alley said...

What's a white girl doing hanging out with them?

Anonymous said...

Po' White Trash...
Reminds me of the Sunday school song "Red and yellow, black and white..."
I wonder if they all have the same "baby daddy"

R and R said...

There's your 75% hispanic group. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Because Everyone Needs an Excuse to Get Out of Gym Class" is not a good Friiday afternoon pick me up.
Is really obscene in a way.

Anonymous said...

Several things are at work in this photo. First of all, the girl on the left has grooming issues and is in need of a professional waxing. The pixie to her left suffers from tiny eye syndrome and is the only one whose shirt does not appear to have been pulled up (maybe that's how she got into her predicament - or did someone else's predicament get into her??). The sassy posing preggo in the purple top may or may not have a combover. I can just imagine her, feet in stirrups and pushing for all she's got, with 10 inches of hair sweat stuck against the left side of her face. The girl on the far right jazzes me just a little. Unlike the dumbfaced girl on the left and the two chicks in the middle, who look so whorish that they would like to be double pregnant, the girl on the right is a pleasure to look at. Nice hair, a pretty smile, good posture, ample bosom... If she wasn't standing underneath the American flag I would be having exceptionally dirty thoughts about her right now, instead of thinking about eagles, Mt. Rushmore, and Betsy Ross. I would say that she was the only one who didn't have to trick some poor, drunk sap to knock her up. I think that it would have been a pleasure to know her in that way. guinness67

Anonymous said...

They'll all be on a future Mori Povach show after their 15 attempt to ID the Daddy.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess. A photo from the Chico Junior High yearbook. I'm sure the parents, if they know them, are proud. I can't help but wonder if any of the soon to be children have the same father?

Anonymous said...

JHS Girls?

mzchief said...

Eight victims who will, for the rest of their lives, suffer the consequences of poor choices and STUPIDITY.

The stupid, irresponsible girls look soooooo smug in the photo. I cannot help but wonder just how smug they are going to feel when they have to care for their children rather than run around with their friends. I wonder how smug they are going to feel when their own children end up in the same position.
Tragic, absolutely tragic.

Xanthippas said...

Barry, you are an evil person.

Anonymous said...

where do you find these pictures???

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the granparents ALL voted for Obama.

chupacabra said...

We are doomed I tells ya.

R and R said...

3:55 He just sits back and waits for them to come across his email.

Lazy a## blogger if you ask me. pffftttt...with a giggle attached.

M-M said...

Why is it automatic for a pregnant teenager to go on medicaid, regardless of whether mom and dad have insurance?

Anonymous said...

2:48, well somebody has to try to teach kids about it...parents sure don't.

Anonymous said...

2:28 - you may be right. BG does like girls young enough to be his daughters.......er - granddaughters.

b said...

this is absolutely gross. pregnant bellies freak me out.

Anonymous said...

Are those the same girl that you posted in "The Search Is Over For The Next Mrs. Green"? I did not know that you meant all three. How are your going to get out of child support?

Anonymous said...

Fathers Day at that house would mass confusion.

Anonymous said...

I DID TAP THAT JUST DONT TELL HER SISTER.

Anonymous said...

Our morals are based on God. God designs our bodies to have kids while we're still kids ourselves. Yet, we're disgusted by kids who have babies. It's immoral.

Anonymous said...

Those home schooled girls....................................................

Anonymous said...

No birth control and Catholics. Nobody can blame the Catholic Priest for these situations. Not their style.

AnObiter said...

A whole group's worth of Sad.

Anonymous said...

Belly Up!

Anonymous said...

who tha Babee Daddy?????

Anonymous said...

I'm agreeing with Mzchief on this one.... tragic, absolutely tragic. Babies do not need the hard lives in store for them and the lack of self control from these young girls will lead to hard lives for their babies and for themselves. More welfare, more out of work laziness and children who will know no different when they grow to the age of reproduction themselves.

Anonymous said...

How many of these do you think the American tax payer will be paying for?

Anonymous said...

Ok, lets have pics of the guys who fathered these babies.

And those girls won't be laughing when those babies arrive and reality sets in.

I agree with Mzchief too - it IS tragic.

Anonymous said...

Looks like boyd is still boyd.

Anonymous said...

So what makes everyone think these are unwed mothers? How do we not know that maybe these women are surrogate mothers or maybe they all were victims?

And I see the ones judging the most would have had a fit if they aborted these children.

Typical Barry Green posters.

ALWAYS looking for the ugly side and judging others as they look down their collective noses.

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you how I know they are unwed... because three of them are mexican and the other is whitetrash.
They are unwed.
BTW...the guiness67 post was pure greatness.

Anonymous said...

Babies having babies. Sad.

littlesister said...

None of these girls look to be 18, wonder if the boys are in jail for statutory rape?

Anonymous said...

3:38 - I have heard through the grapevine that JHS has approx. 20 girls right now in school that are pregnant!