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4.14.2009

Caption This

71 comments:

Phillip J Hubbell said...

The Easter Egg Tax will be retroactive to 2006

Anonymous said...

Is it Me... or do these two creatures look ALOT alike!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Holla if you think rabbit's is varmints!!!!

Holla if you agree that the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang!!!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

"...so, my administration will back fight hateful discrimination of citizens such as Emily Hare and pursue justice with Playboy, Inc."

Anonymous said...

"I'd like to dedicate this song to my main hare..."

Anonymous said...

"and I further promise to use your tax dollars to give free veterinary care and carrot subsidies in honor of my new Secretary of State."

Anonymous said...

Yes my fellow Americans as you can see there really is an easter bunny

Its weird to see the Easter Bunny and the Antichrist side by side


Double Fake Kenneth Kopeland

Anonymous said...

In an attempt to display his diverse heritage, Obama lets it be known that his grandmother is, in fact the Easter Bunny. This explains his sweet jump shot.

Anonymous said...

"I did not have sex with that rabbit."

Anonymous said...

When Hef said he was sending over a bunny, I had something....well....a little different in mind:)

Anonymous said...

"We f$&@ed like rabbits!!! And it was GOOD!!!!!"

Anonymous said...

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your bunny can do for you, but what YOU can do for your bunny

Anonymous said...

I'd like to introduce to all of you the newest member of the Obama household, Muff. Muff was rescued from the Moonlight Bunny Ranch for Wayward and Orphaned Bunnies located in rural Nevada.

Jarhead said...

"I'm proud to welcome the former president back to the White House."

...or, to be fair and balanced...

"I hereby cancel Easter and rename the new secular holiday "Spring Festival" and this is the new mascot, The Marxist Rabbit."

If you look at that Bunny long enough, you'll kinda see the same expression Bush had on his face during his entire second term.

Anonymous said...

"I know that some of you have been speculating on who controls the teleprompter that I sometimes rely upon when I speak publicly..."

Anonymous said...

11:09, I find your remark disturbingly racist in tone. Whether we like his politics or not, race shouldn't be a factor. Ever.

Anonymous said...

I do be knowin' that rabbits taste like some good a** chicken and we gonna be eatin' us some rabbit in a bit when the old lady gets back from the liquor store with my 40's. Peace out you fools. Higher taxes off of chiggers backs.

Anonymous said...

Donnie Darko?

Anonymous said...

relax harvey, jimmy stewart & i are the only ones that can see you.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama continues to impress with those high tone fashions...how does she do it!

Anonymous said...

alright michelle,but next time i get to be the rabbit!!

Anonymous said...

Got this bunny in Boyd

Anonymous said...

no use michelle,the big ears & big
glasses still don't hide your big butt

Anonymous said...

Eat more bunny.





Double Fake Chick-F-Lay

Anonymous said...

11:09, I am in complete awe of your comedic ability!!! Do you write your own material? That was the most original thing I've ever heard in my life! Seriously... everyone applaud for 11:09, we need more of that kind of clever wit around here.

Liptak said...

...........and that is how the Easter tradition of the"chocolate" bunny began, in a dive bar in Wise County,TX. Which, is where I got my new puppy. Marxie. "Insert evil laugh"

Anonymous said...

Squirrel and rabbit
or you just thought my ears were big

Anonymous said...

Yes my fellow Americans, I used your hard working tax dollars to experiment and would like you to meet, Mrs.Obama..

R and R said...

Not my comment at 11:09 but racist, 11:34? Against who...The Beverly Hillbillies and Ted Nugent?

Anonymous said...

God, have you guys never seen Caddyshack? Carl Spackler when he's talking about the gopher? Lighten up.

Anonymous said...

This caption is racist...he wants to kill the white rabbit!

Bigwillie02 said...

And now I will turn it over your secratary Hillary.

pres. b.o. said...

this will be the last easter in the usa. instead we will celebrate communisium day hell will just become communist and if you dont like it then tuff do it or ill have put in jail

president b obama

oh yeah thanks wise county for the new dog it is much better looking than my wife

Anonymous said...

race is always gonna be a factor for the idiots in wise county... who have never really had interaction.. but just heard stories of the "colored folk"

Anonymous said...

That rabbit's teeth look familiar.

"You can put lipstick on a pig......."

Double Fake Michelle Obama's fashion coordinator

Anonymous said...

Obama kicks off Easter Egg Hunt for kids.

Anonymous said...

"my fellow Americans, this is an example of how it feels to be me...There is always someone else in my head... I am nothing more than a liberal puppet, much like this character. I stand for nothing of substance, and am hollow on the inside... Im just saying...."

Anonymous said...

The best of these prove you don't have to resort to racism or personal attack to be funny. Hats off to a few of you. The rest of you need help.

Propagandist said...

After the Pope rejected Caroline Kennedy as US Ambassador to the Vatican, Obama introduces his next pick hoping for Vatican approval.

Anonymous said...

1:06 Your sadly mistaken. We have tons of colored folk around Wise County. Their called Mexicans.

Anonymous said...

My wife came home from the Vet laughing her ass off saying there was this lady there with her black dog and it was named Obama.

I laughed too cuz it was purdy funny.

Anonymous said...

"I would like to introduce to you someone far more qualified than I am to preside over these hallowed grounds."

Anonymous said...

I think it's racist that they dress a bunny up to look like a white grandmother. It's racist to make fun of white grandmothers.

Denney Crane said...

After months of indegestion, this is what they pulled out of Joe Biden's arse...

Anonymous said...

Obama's New Take on Evolution

My fellow Black Americans we didn't really evolve from monkey's As you can tell it's more like the easter bunny

Anonymous said...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small/
And the ones that mother give you
Don't do anything at all/
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall/

Triple Fake Airplane, man!

Anonymous said...

First place and runner up pose for the Funny-Looking Ears Contest

Anonymous said...

Didn't President Clinton have Jessica Rabbit as his Easter Bunny?

M-M said...

I'll have you know my civil rights are being violated. I have fallen in love with Rachel Rabbit here, and we desire to be married. Michelle has consented and doesn't mind me having a second wife. But under current law, which only allows marriage between another person of any gender, I am not allowed to have a second wife and I am not allowed to marry a rabbit. We are truly in love and I should be allowed to marry whatever I want.

Anonymous said...

if he would just play with Easter Bunnys and Pirates for awhile, and not speak on the economy. we might get some of our money back.

Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce our new Director of Foreign Policy...the Easter Bunny.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh...What's up Doc?

Anonymous said...

bo didley does his roger rabbit routine

R and R said...

Here comes Peter Cottontail
dancing down the White House trail
hippity hoppity change is on the way......

Anonymous said...

Senator Bunny, I served with Barry Green: I knew Barry Green; Barry Green was a friend of mine. Easter Bunny, you're no Barry Green.........

Anonymous said...

Thats no bunny thats a new portguese dog waterer

Anonymous said...

I have reached a decision...related to my selection for Vice President. I have asked Joe Biden to resign...and he has gratuitously done so.

Standing beside me...my fellow Americans...is our NEW Vice President...of the United States...Harvey, the Rabbit.

Double Fake Barack Obama

Anonymous said...

I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see
That the joke was on me.

Double Fake Barry Gibb

Doug said...

"If we socialist liberals would adobt the reproductive habits of Ms. Rabbit here, future elections would be locked up."

Anonymous said...

And this is my best bud in the world...from Wise County......

SKIPPY!!!

Double Fake Bubear in a rabbit suit

Anonymous said...

Yes...America.....

I am the Father.....

of the octuplets....

Double Fake Barack Obama

epic said...

Yes, America, there IS an Easter Bunny. Now, if you will all just go ahead and put all of your eggs in his basket...

Anonymous said...

My fellow Americans, we have captured the critter who ate Sarah Palin and I decided to pardon it.

Anonymous said...

geez louise i luv THE BLOG. from jessica rabbit to colored mexicans and all the politics in between!! Barry, u b the best!

Anonymous said...

1:06, you're the idiot. Those "colored folk" in Wise county from waaaayyy back had it quite easy here. Happy lives and got paid quite well for the JOBS the white folk provided for them. Without those PAID jobs, they may not have stayed around here long enough to raise their families. I think the colored folk and the white folk in Wise county have "gotten along" very well for decades and decades. I guess it is YOU who doesn't know much about that "interaction."

Anonymous said...

One Oh Six is One Oh Sick

Anonymous said...

"I have made friends with the new face of the Republican party, Bunny Rabbitbaugh"

Anonymous said...

3:05 - that was Slick...

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the FBI has finally captured the perpetrator of an attempted asssassination attempt on former President Jimmy Carter almost exactly thirty years ago."

hef said...

whatg kinda kinkiy sex involves a white bunny suit for michelle

Anonymous said...

I want to know the damn winner of this damn contest.

Anonymous said...

ur right 9:29.. I've actually lived outside of wise county.. outside of the country even.. so I don't know much of how this small town BS works.. rednecks make up their own rules