The Easter Egg Tax will be retroactive to 2006
Is it Me... or do these two creatures look ALOT alike!?!?!
Holla if you think rabbit's is varmints!!!!Holla if you agree that the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang!!!
"...so, my administration will back fight hateful discrimination of citizens such as Emily Hare and pursue justice with Playboy, Inc."
"I'd like to dedicate this song to my main hare..."
"and I further promise to use your tax dollars to give free veterinary care and carrot subsidies in honor of my new Secretary of State."
Yes my fellow Americans as you can see there really is an easter bunnyIts weird to see the Easter Bunny and the Antichrist side by sideDouble Fake Kenneth Kopeland
In an attempt to display his diverse heritage, Obama lets it be known that his grandmother is, in fact the Easter Bunny. This explains his sweet jump shot.
"I did not have sex with that rabbit."
When Hef said he was sending over a bunny, I had something....well....a little different in mind:)
"We f$&@ed like rabbits!!! And it was GOOD!!!!!"
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your bunny can do for you, but what YOU can do for your bunny
I'd like to introduce to all of you the newest member of the Obama household, Muff. Muff was rescued from the Moonlight Bunny Ranch for Wayward and Orphaned Bunnies located in rural Nevada.
"I'm proud to welcome the former president back to the White House."...or, to be fair and balanced..."I hereby cancel Easter and rename the new secular holiday "Spring Festival" and this is the new mascot, The Marxist Rabbit."If you look at that Bunny long enough, you'll kinda see the same expression Bush had on his face during his entire second term.
"I know that some of you have been speculating on who controls the teleprompter that I sometimes rely upon when I speak publicly..."
11:09, I find your remark disturbingly racist in tone. Whether we like his politics or not, race shouldn't be a factor. Ever.
I do be knowin' that rabbits taste like some good a** chicken and we gonna be eatin' us some rabbit in a bit when the old lady gets back from the liquor store with my 40's. Peace out you fools. Higher taxes off of chiggers backs.
relax harvey, jimmy stewart & i are the only ones that can see you.
Michelle Obama continues to impress with those high tone fashions...how does she do it!
alright michelle,but next time i get to be the rabbit!!
Got this bunny in Boyd
no use michelle,the big ears & bigglasses still don't hide your big butt
Eat more bunny.Double Fake Chick-F-Lay
11:09, I am in complete awe of your comedic ability!!! Do you write your own material? That was the most original thing I've ever heard in my life! Seriously... everyone applaud for 11:09, we need more of that kind of clever wit around here.
...........and that is how the Easter tradition of the"chocolate" bunny began, in a dive bar in Wise County,TX. Which, is where I got my new puppy. Marxie. "Insert evil laugh"
Squirrel and rabbitor you just thought my ears were big
Yes my fellow Americans, I used your hard working tax dollars to experiment and would like you to meet, Mrs.Obama..
Not my comment at 11:09 but racist, 11:34? Against who...The Beverly Hillbillies and Ted Nugent?
God, have you guys never seen Caddyshack? Carl Spackler when he's talking about the gopher? Lighten up.
This caption is racist...he wants to kill the white rabbit!
And now I will turn it over your secratary Hillary.
this will be the last easter in the usa. instead we will celebrate communisium day hell will just become communist and if you dont like it then tuff do it or ill have put in jail president b obama oh yeah thanks wise county for the new dog it is much better looking than my wife
race is always gonna be a factor for the idiots in wise county... who have never really had interaction.. but just heard stories of the "colored folk"
That rabbit's teeth look familiar."You can put lipstick on a pig......."Double Fake Michelle Obama's fashion coordinator
Obama kicks off Easter Egg Hunt for kids.
"my fellow Americans, this is an example of how it feels to be me...There is always someone else in my head... I am nothing more than a liberal puppet, much like this character. I stand for nothing of substance, and am hollow on the inside... Im just saying...."
The best of these prove you don't have to resort to racism or personal attack to be funny. Hats off to a few of you. The rest of you need help.
After the Pope rejected Caroline Kennedy as US Ambassador to the Vatican, Obama introduces his next pick hoping for Vatican approval.
1:06 Your sadly mistaken. We have tons of colored folk around Wise County. Their called Mexicans.
My wife came home from the Vet laughing her ass off saying there was this lady there with her black dog and it was named Obama.I laughed too cuz it was purdy funny.
"I would like to introduce to you someone far more qualified than I am to preside over these hallowed grounds."
I think it's racist that they dress a bunny up to look like a white grandmother. It's racist to make fun of white grandmothers.
After months of indegestion, this is what they pulled out of Joe Biden's arse...
Obama's New Take on EvolutionMy fellow Black Americans we didn't really evolve from monkey's As you can tell it's more like the easter bunny
One pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you small/And the ones that mother give youDon't do anything at all/Go ask AliceWhen she's ten feet tall/Triple Fake Airplane, man!
First place and runner up pose for the Funny-Looking Ears Contest
Didn't President Clinton have Jessica Rabbit as his Easter Bunny?
I'll have you know my civil rights are being violated. I have fallen in love with Rachel Rabbit here, and we desire to be married. Michelle has consented and doesn't mind me having a second wife. But under current law, which only allows marriage between another person of any gender, I am not allowed to have a second wife and I am not allowed to marry a rabbit. We are truly in love and I should be allowed to marry whatever I want.
if he would just play with Easter Bunnys and Pirates for awhile, and not speak on the economy. we might get some of our money back.
Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce our new Director of Foreign Policy...the Easter Bunny.
Ahhhh...What's up Doc?
bo didley does his roger rabbit routine
Here comes Peter Cottontaildancing down the White House trailhippity hoppity change is on the way......
Senator Bunny, I served with Barry Green: I knew Barry Green; Barry Green was a friend of mine. Easter Bunny, you're no Barry Green.........
Thats no bunny thats a new portguese dog waterer
I have reached a decision...related to my selection for Vice President. I have asked Joe Biden to resign...and he has gratuitously done so.Standing beside me...my fellow Americans...is our NEW Vice President...of the United States...Harvey, the Rabbit.Double Fake Barack Obama
I started a jokeWhich started the whole world cryingBut I didn't seeThat the joke was on me.Double Fake Barry Gibb
"If we socialist liberals would adobt the reproductive habits of Ms. Rabbit here, future elections would be locked up."
And this is my best bud in the world...from Wise County......SKIPPY!!!Double Fake Bubear in a rabbit suit
Yes...America.....I am the Father.....of the octuplets....Double Fake Barack Obama
Yes, America, there IS an Easter Bunny. Now, if you will all just go ahead and put all of your eggs in his basket...
My fellow Americans, we have captured the critter who ate Sarah Palin and I decided to pardon it.
geez louise i luv THE BLOG. from jessica rabbit to colored mexicans and all the politics in between!! Barry, u b the best!
1:06, you're the idiot. Those "colored folk" in Wise county from waaaayyy back had it quite easy here. Happy lives and got paid quite well for the JOBS the white folk provided for them. Without those PAID jobs, they may not have stayed around here long enough to raise their families. I think the colored folk and the white folk in Wise county have "gotten along" very well for decades and decades. I guess it is YOU who doesn't know much about that "interaction."
One Oh Six is One Oh Sick
"I have made friends with the new face of the Republican party, Bunny Rabbitbaugh"
3:05 - that was Slick..."My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the FBI has finally captured the perpetrator of an attempted asssassination attempt on former President Jimmy Carter almost exactly thirty years ago."
whatg kinda kinkiy sex involves a white bunny suit for michelle
I want to know the damn winner of this damn contest.
ur right 9:29.. I've actually lived outside of wise county.. outside of the country even.. so I don't know much of how this small town BS works.. rednecks make up their own rules
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