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4.17.2009

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

  • Motorcycle craziness: Last night a guy tries to pass a truck on an entrance ramp from the George Bush Turnpike to the North Dallas Tollway, strikes the side cement guard, and his female passenger flies off the bike and over the side of the ramp landing 65 feet below. Oh, my. Her condition is unknown.
  • John Madden retirement thought #1: The guy has always driven me nuts having become nothing but a caricature of himself. But if someone does anything for 30 years, that automatically happens.
  • Madden thought #2: Someone pointed out that he never used sarcasm. I'm not sure he was sharp enough to use sarcasm.
  • Madden thought #3: I caught a replay of a game on the NFL Network that Madden did about 10 years ago. It's amazing how much energy he's lost over the years. Ten years ago he was yelling the tiresome cliches of "This is as good as it gets! This is what it''s all about!" as the kickoff happened
  • Madden thought #4: I wonder how much he has made simply by licensing his name to the Madden NFL video game.
  • Edit: Extra Madden thought -- I didn't know he had about $12 million and three years left on his contract.
  • President Barack Obama and his wife earned $2.73 million last year and paid $855,323 in federal taxes for 2008.
  • Thunder is good.
  • I really debated about posting the rump shaking video from yesterday. I just couldn't resist.
  • Saw someone mention yesterday they are already sick of Susan Boyle of Britain's Got Talent. True that.
  • I stumbled across The Jerry Springer Show last night. You know, I think he would get bored with guests coming on stage and fighting each other. Then again, pay me enough and I would happily host it. It'd be more fun that Wheel Of Fortune.
  • Teach your kids that Jesus loves them and about racial stereotypes.
  • Youtube has added full length movies and TV shows. Most of them are bad.Very bad.
  • Fifty year old mother (of the year) has surgery so she can look like daughter. Not bad. May she be a role model to all mothers out there.
  • Every time I see an old episode of Arrested Development on TV I stop down.
  • And to all of you emailers that sent me the story of "High School Cheer Coach Fired After Posing Nude" -- why do you think I'd possibly be interested in that? Oh, yeah.
  • Wise County drug connection?

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madden took stock in EA worth $20 Million now

Anonymous said...

We didn't realize that you were a worker in the children's puppet ministeries and therefore able to comment on the presentation. We wonder how you could have made the point that Jesus loves all and not illustrate the diversities to the children. I for one am pleased that you are serving the children and your church.

Anonymous said...

What told us that Susan Boyle wasn't your type?

Anonymous said...

That 50-year-old mother looks better than her daughter now.

And Arrested Development > *

Anonymous said...

Pat Summerall said he took the money and Madden took stock, Pat said the money has long been gone...

Anonymous said...

50 yr old mother is just sick. There's nothing wrong with a person aging. Seriously, don't you think it's a bit sad that she can't just embrace the things that come with age and true beauty rather than the skin-deep vacuous beauty of youth? what's wrong with this country?

chupacabra said...

Britains Got Talent when there's Jerry Springer on anyway? I don't think so I've only got so many brain cells left to waste and Jerrys trainwreck is on my permanent short list.

Anonymous said...

Remember the White girl's death several years ago from Runaway Bay? Wasn't it the Souther guy that dropped her off at the hospital????

Anonymous said...

If I was the daughter.. I would be pissed.. mom looks 10x better than her.. idk why she wanted to look like her in the first place!

Anonymous said...

Barry, your busty pic today - well those look like they are full of cement.

Ugly.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the Souther kid was involved in Bobbie White's death and now comes his!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if mommy will spend ten thousand dollars to upgrade to youth - on the inside.

Dumb woman.

Anonymous said...

8:58 - At the White girl's funeral service which was so very sad, cops were outside the doors.

Uncomfortable situation.

Anonymous said...

You haven't been reading the accomplices blog. She posted that a couple of days ago. Barry your behind in times.

Xanthippas said...

Youtube has added full length movies and TV shows. Most of them are bad.Very bad.I never have gotten to see the ending of Starman.

Anonymous said...

If there is no such thing as evolution, then I guess Adam, the first man, was white..no wait, he must have been black. No, that can't be, because there are Asians. And Aborigines. I've got it...Adam was a Native American. Or maybe an Indian. Maybe he was one of the people we haven't found yet in the Amazon.

Anonymous said...

Are those things real???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

8:58 Didn't Calvin get dropped off at hospital also. That is full circle. I'm sad for the one(s) that dropped him off!

Anonymous said...

Here's somethin I was just thinkin about a little earlier:

If she had a Parokeet on each shoulder she'd have two birds and a Pair O'Teats.

I never was too good at makin stuff Rhyme.

Anonymous said...

"full of cement"?? Get real. These things are full of the finest saline that money can buy. I say job well done to the augmenter. Does she really need a teeny tiny necklace to accentuate her ample bosom? No. Would it be better if she was wearing a necklace made from the little, round things that oysters make? Yes. Does she really need to have a purse made of bondage materials to tell the world that she's a freak? No. Does she need to tone down the forehead shine and stop overly plucking her eyebrows? Yes. Enough about her. Is the girl over the subject's left shoulder an Abraham Lincoln enthusiast or is she sporting the longest set of earlocks known to man? Based upon the photo, it could go either way. She should always keep her mouth shut, too. She has the profile of someone who constantly asks "Do you smell something or is it just me?" Trust me Medusa, it's just you. guinness67

Anonymous said...

Nice ear muffs! Their also shiny!

Denney Crane said...

Her vericose veins are working overtime... my fangs are dripping.

Anonymous said...

I was sure I had spotted a little mole or some defect on her right breast, (the one in my left hand, that is). Turned out to be a little gnat on my monitor.

Anonymous said...

Susan Boyle is a breath of fresh air on an otherwise hot/windless day! Juse leave one thing alone for a change....
Some of you people are just rude and nasty!!!
It would really be sad to be you!!!

Silicone Alley said...

Her boobs make mine look small :(

LandShark 5150 said...

Mommy!

Anonymous said...

I bet if that same administrator popped in on every male or female teachers house and fired each one who had a copy of Playboy or any other kind of rag or video...we'd have a lot of firings...including some administrators I'd bet. Need to keep those folks away from our kids, too, right?

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