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12.17.2007

From The Mail Box

From an actual letter I received today from an inmate who I do not represent: I wold like to talk to you and need legal advice and I want to file a lawsuit against Wise County for being in violation with USA Jail Standards and Health Codes for one million dollars. Also I want to file a lawsuit in rank from [the] Health Department to the President of the United States of America for one hundred thousand dollars for not doing their job . . . . That's right W, I'm coming for you.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the matter? No room service in jail. I have some legal advice for ya. Sit down and shut up.

Hello, your in jail not at the Hilton.

And if you could file a lawsuit for not doing your job.We would all be rich.

House of R & R said...

Barry, should you be showing a prospective client's letter to everyone?

Anonymous said...

Our High Sheriff David Walker better look out, also. I "have it on good authority" that some of this guy's letters also say that he wants to be appointed Sheriff for LIFE!! Talk about high aspirations!! LOL

Anonymous said...

The liberal weenies were going to get us out of Iraq and impeach Bush but all they got done was to raise the minimum wage. Get in line, Barry.

mzchief said...

*LOL*
I hope the inmate has a LOT of time because he will need to get in a VERY long line to sue the United States Government for NOT doing its job.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry, gonna take the case?

You might get in your grandchildren's history books....

:-)

Anonymous said...

Hey, if he is lucky, he will go to prison, study law while he is there an represent himself and won't have to share any of the money he gets with a lawyer.

Denney Crane said...

He's just upset because they cancelled his fundraiser for Hilary after he was arrested...