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10.03.2007

Craziest Statute Ever

I was up at the courthouse this afternoon and was confronted with "did you know this was against the law?" scenario. Then the guy showed me the statute.

There has to be a law against this?

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

They wouldnt have made a law for it if somebody hadn't done it.

Anonymous said...

61.024 - Mandatory introduction of conctraceptives for any child over the age of 12 within 10 mile radius of Newark.

Anonymous said...

No crazier than The Shocker .

Anonymous said...

I think there should be a law that everyone be on contraceptives UNTIL they can demonstrate their competence to procreate. They should then have to put up a bond (say $10,000) that would go towards the upkeep of any children if the parents prove incompetent. The bond would be returned with interest when the youngest child reaches 18 years of age. And I'm a liberal.

House of R & R said...

Not sure I understand what the problem is. Why would someone want to apply contraceptives to any wildlife in the first place? Its wildlife, not domesticated animals right?

Those lawmakers have to cover everything. You know there are freaks out there.

Anonymous said...

Could the statute not simply refer to "wildlife"? Nothing like useless words to make a statute seem all official. The statute must be written by the same people who make flight attendants say "Welcome to wherever, where the current local time here is 6:00", instead of just "Welcome to wherever, it's 6:00".

Anonymous said...

Newark residents.....stop F*^&ing pigs!!

Anonymous said...

Since the liberal weenies have promoted deviant sex it makes perfect since to have safe sex with a vertabrate.

Anonymous said...

Only in Wise Co. You dont know what you may come up with if you dont!!!!! Dont beleive me !!!! LOOK AT WALMART !!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Here is how you bypass the law. Have all the vertabrates attend classes with the elementary students when the teachers teach them how to put on a condom.

Anonymous said...

There goes my "Condoms for Condors" grant program!

Condoleesa said...

I think Feral Cats are considered wildlife. I would rather they give them contraceptives than trap and kill them

Anonymous said...

This just ruined my weekend.

Anonymous said...

Only in Wise County...Where men are men and sheep are scared!

Anonymous said...

condoms for condors HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Ever try to put a condom on a mad bobcat? It's the pits.

Anonymous said...

i just had a flashback from the bear scene in super troopers.

mzchief said...

To 4:39...
You ALMOST got it right. Hillary Clinton wants the government, which means tax payers, to give $5,000 to EVERY newborn and put it in a savings account for the newborn to use toward college. Congressman Martin Frost claims it is to teach people the benefit of investing in a savings account. Ahhh...Since when is it appropriate for the government to take money from one group of people and GIVE it to another group so they can "learn" how to handle money?

4:39 I applaude you for making the break from the usual lock step thinking of the TYPICAL liberal and putting the onus of supporting children on the PARENTS of the children.

I have ALWAYS believed having children is PRIVELEGE not a right. If people cannot PROPERLY care for them people should NOT have children. People having children for whom they cannot PROPERLY care makes as much sense as someone who lives in an apartment in NYC getting a horse just because someone was giving them away to anyone who would take one.

Since the government is all too eager to legislate adult behaviour and does so under the guise of such legislation being in the best interest of the public, I personally think people who have children for whom they cannot PROPERLY care should be STERILIZED in an attempt to prevent the irrisponsible people from continuing to make the same mistake.

Face it, irresponsible procreation hurts MORE than just the people doing the procreating.

Anonymous said...

Hey back off Wise County, this is Texas State Law there must be pig and sheep f'ers in Austin as well.

Anonymous said...

Is it still against the law if I take my pigs across the Okla. border, put their diaphrams on, and then come back to Texas to spank my bacon and slap my ham?

Denney Crane said...

I think it's a beastiality issue... but I could be wrong...

John Dyer said...

Leave Newark alone! It happens to be the best town in this stupid up county! Better then that gay ass Decatur of Boyd!

mzchief said...

To John Dyer...
Are YOU currently or have you ever been a resident of Newark?

John Dyer said...

Well, I have lived there almost all my life. I really don't have a permanent residence though. I currently reside on Central st. Next week, who knows.

I am very well acquainted with our law enforcement, court house officials, and local attorneys.

Although I hate Decatur, I have been known to spend the winter there.

A friend from Fort Worth gave me the link to this blog. I try to be civil, but I can't let people insult my home town. Hey, at least we're not a bunch of Boyd hicks.

Anonymous said...

John, stay home for the winter. DECATUR is full @ this time and until March 21, 2008.

John Dyer said...

I don't actually go there by choice. Last time I was there I had to pay 1000 dollars to leave. At least I got three hots and a cot.

Denney Crane said...

Newark has many good people in their community!

Their law enforcement is tough though...I was taking a leak one night beside a building and I got a ticket for exposure...they fined me $1,000...I thought $100 an inch was excessive!