10.02.2007

Now That Makes Us Speculate

So we have a guy found dead in closet in a Rhome middle school. The Messenger says he had a bag over his head, and the Star-Telegram says it appears to be "accidental." If I had to guess, I would. But I'm not. Know what I'm saying? Edit: Shocking - The Messenger will report tomorrow that the guy was a registered sex offender. (Oddly, they left it out of the Update but made it a front page story in the paper.)

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously a job for CSI. Possible senerio is that the poor worker went to sleep in the closet and the bag accidentally fell on his head which then caused suffocation. That would be an accident...I guess?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was ugly and thats the only way he could bang a co-worker in the closet . I know I've had some two bagger experience . Put one over my head in case hers fell off .

Anonymous said...

What about auto-erotic asphyxiation? Those are always accidental deaths too.

Anonymous said...

Two words: autoerotic asphixtiation

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Janitor accidentally got a trash bag stuck on top his head and it stayed there too long or somethin.

Anonymous said...

I'm betting on huffing. Lots of temptation for a huffer in a cleaning closet.

Double Fake Puff the Magic Dragon

Anonymous said...

we have a winner!!

House of R & R said...

Oh...well Barry. Stiffing in the closet is never good.

Anonymous said...

I think the Chupacabra did it!

House of R & R said...

I swear..... SNIFFING instead of Stiffing. Funny

Anonymous said...

Or it could have been Colonel Mustard, in the closet, with a rope!

Anonymous said...

I vote for huffing too. Boring job, cleaning solvents readily available.......

Pseudonym said...

Maybe he was NY Mets fan.

Anonymous said...

How can it be auto erotic asphyxiation if he was found in a closet and not his car?

Anonymous said...

It is sad that all you can do in regards to a dead man, who most likely has family, is joke! Real sad!

Anonymous said...

Because asphyxiation is caused by denying one's self oxygen. One way to do that would be to close off the garage with the car running. Auto-erotic asphyxiation involves the same process (denying oxygen - bag over head) in order to achieve some sexual satisfaction.
Oh wait, I get it. AUTO erotic. Great play on words, really...wish I'd thought of that

Anonymous said...

IF WE WOULD HAVE CHECKED HIS GREEN CARD BEFORE WE HIRED HIM THEN IT WOULDN'T BE OUR PROBLEM AND OUR AMERICAN STUDENTS WOULDN'T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT NOW WOULD THEY>? TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL IMMAGRATION AND START SENDING THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL, HOME, THINK ABOUT IT?!@~!@!

Anonymous said...

DO ANY OF YOU THINK IT IS SAD WHEN THEY KEEP ENTERING THIS COUNTRY OF OURS AND DIE IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO GET HERE ILLIGALLY? TIGHTEN THE BORDER AND STOP THIS CRAP BEFORE IT COSTS THE AMERICAN MORE MONEY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CAUSED HIM TO CROAK>? I REALLY AM TIRED TO THE WHOLE " NO COMPRENDA`" give me and everyone else a break, SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Anonymous said...

The part left out in the Messenger, was, his pants were around his ankles. And he was in the boys locker room. I know someone who was there.

Anonymous said...

The serious side of this is that if the man WAS a registered sex offender, why didn't the group he worked for KNOW that? Isn't the idea of registering as a sex offender to let the public KNOW this information?..... And somebody like that working in a school having access to kids?

The parents of kids at this school should ask a bunch of questions.

A bunch.

Anonymous said...

6:47 are you saying he had boys underware on his head instead of a bag ?

Anonymous said...

I just think he got caught with his pants down!

Anonymous said...

He was a well known banjo strummer in Mexico . He had sold out shows in all the schools in Juarez.

House of R & R said...

Uh Oh...maybe he wasn't huffing some chemicals. Maybe something bigger was going on. Mmmmm. Pants around the ankles....bag over head...boys locker room....WOW

Annie Jokely said...

How does a mf'n REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER get a job working at a school????????????? HOW??? Do parents need to start running their own background checks on every damn ISD employee themselves? That is apalling.

Anonymous said...

This is very common in Mexico but it's mostly with goats not young boys.

Anonymous said...

Scab labor at its finest......

Anonymous said...

GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!! I AM A PARENT OF SMALL CHILDREN AND A FOSTER MOM TO SOME AS WELL. THE FOSTER CHILD I HAVE IS A VICTIM AND WHEN WE HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, HE RAN TO HIS ROOM AND BEGAN TO ACT VERY STRANGE, IF THE SCHOOLS AREN'T SAFE AND THEY DON'T PROTECT OUR INNOCENT CHILDREN, HOW ARE WE TO CONVINCE LITTLE ONES THAT IT IS OKAY TO GO TO SHCOOL, THANK GOD,AND ALL THE ANGELS EVERYWHERE THAT THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO A CHILD, THERE IS NO TELLING HOW THIS TRAGEDY COULD HAVE BEEN ALL THE OTHER WAY...... THANK YOU LORD