I don't know if I'm jazzed or if I want to tell her to keep away from the Quarter Pounders with cheese. I hate it when I'm conflicted.
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8.23.2007
Hey, There Ms. New . . . . Well, You Know
I don't know if I'm jazzed or if I want to tell her to keep away from the Quarter Pounders with cheese. I hate it when I'm conflicted.
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...speaking of giving someone The Shocker!!! Dadgum!!
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Talk about junk in the trunk!
I'd Shock her .
That keeps my banjo in tune .
There is a LOT of LUMPY junk in Kim Kardashian's trunk. Gisele Bundchen has a MUCH nicer and a considerably less junkier trunk.
That reminds me of a song by Spinal Tap...
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?"
Looks like she's had a couple too many fagitas from Frilly's.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS UP
WITH A LITTLE BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET SPRUNG.........!!!
hail damage or cottage cheese?
She may think she is hot but that is just flat out nasty! Give her a few more years and the rest of her will start to look old and nasty as well.
Does this dress make my butt look big ?
This reminds me of your Nutrisystem adventure. How's that going for ya? Have you lost those last 10 pounds? And, what is " or Holiday "?
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