8.20.2007

Baby, Where Have You Been?


My most-likely-to-be-stalked-by-me starlett, Christina Aguilera, hasn't been in the public eye for months. She's with child. But not my child. I think.

But someone got a pic of her from over the weekend.

11 comments:

Pseudonym said...

Mr. Green would likely have quickly noticed how much her breasts have grown since he last stalked her.

Anonymous said...

For the record:
I'm female...But,
exactly where is she carrying that child/children? In her chest?

Good grief....
...now let the men take over with seeing how many different ways they would do her!

Anonymous said...

Nice upper body. I like very much.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Don Pardo

Anonymous said...

I would choose the double reverse cowgirl 4:51.

Anonymous said...

It's all fake.

Think Frustrated said...

It's called a push-up bra. Pushes her boobs up to just under her chin.

Anonymous said...

4:51,
I would choose every way in the book, over and over and over and over.....

Anonymous said...

WOW! No respect for a woman with child around here.

Anonymous said...

Its obvious, she's been shopping at the Wal-mart in Hooterville.

The Devil said...

I've been to the top of the mountain...and it was good!