4.23.2007

Snakes On A Courthouse


Actually it was a dead snake on the lawn of the courthouse this morning.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

ther is two legged snakes 9in there every day.

Anonymous said...

I can see the headlines already: "Snake found dead on courthouse lawn, all attorneys accounted for!"

bgirl said...

Then why are we poking it with a stick, exactly?

Anonymous said...

Did it die from crab bites?

Anonymous said...

Did it die of crabs?

Anonymous said...

Where's Sam Jackson when you need him, motherfu*ker

Annie Jokely said...

That's a ball python. They make good pets, but they are escape artists for sure. Was it found dead, or did someone kill it? They are completely harmless at that size - unless you're a mouse.

atvtrlrdr said...

Courthouse maintenance man Sam Jackson was overheard saying "Get these Mot*%$f)#%*^g snakes off my lawn"

Anonymous said...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Anonymous said...

OMG, some knucklehead thinks it's a ball python. It looks nothing like a ball python. The pattern on this snake is consistent and even. A ball python's pattern is random, more flowing. Folks, it's a plain old rat snake of one kind or another. I think MOST of us are aware of that. Ball python...geez.

Anonymous said...

Man all you attorneys look alike when you're being poked with a stick.
Have you lost weight Barry?

Anonymous said...

He stays thin by chasing ambulances.

comment4U said...

2:23, you made me laugh. Very funny....=D

Anonymous said...

Green snakes on the ceilin...la la la...la la

Annie Jokely said...

Rat snake, eh? Well, that makes a lot more sense now doesn't it Mr. Smarty Pants. But, I think ball pythons on the grassy knoll makes a much better story.

Anonymous said...

Here's a topic that can get us ALL into trouble. Compare the attorneys (each of them) in town to a particular species of snake.
I think the rat snake best resembles Barry. It's thin, kinda resembles other more intimidating snakes, but ends up feeding on mice.

Anonymous said...

I fell sorry about the death, but I didn't think Durden was allowed on the lawn again.