ther is two legged snakes 9in there every day.
I can see the headlines already: "Snake found dead on courthouse lawn, all attorneys accounted for!"
Then why are we poking it with a stick, exactly?
Did it die from crab bites?
Did it die of crabs?
Where's Sam Jackson when you need him, motherfu*ker
That's a ball python. They make good pets, but they are escape artists for sure. Was it found dead, or did someone kill it? They are completely harmless at that size - unless you're a mouse.
Courthouse maintenance man Sam Jackson was overheard saying "Get these Mot*%$f)#%*^g snakes off my lawn"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
OMG, some knucklehead thinks it's a ball python. It looks nothing like a ball python. The pattern on this snake is consistent and even. A ball python's pattern is random, more flowing. Folks, it's a plain old rat snake of one kind or another. I think MOST of us are aware of that. Ball python...geez.
Man all you attorneys look alike when you're being poked with a stick.Have you lost weight Barry?
He stays thin by chasing ambulances.
2:23, you made me laugh. Very funny....=D
Green snakes on the ceilin...la la la...la la
Rat snake, eh? Well, that makes a lot more sense now doesn't it Mr. Smarty Pants. But, I think ball pythons on the grassy knoll makes a much better story.
Here's a topic that can get us ALL into trouble. Compare the attorneys (each of them) in town to a particular species of snake.I think the rat snake best resembles Barry. It's thin, kinda resembles other more intimidating snakes, but ends up feeding on mice.
I fell sorry about the death, but I didn't think Durden was allowed on the lawn again.
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