blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: As I Ponder About How E-Coli Can't Touch Me . . .

12.13.2006

As I Ponder About How E-Coli Can't Touch Me . . .

. . . I also wonder why the Taco Bell drive through greeter says, "How are you today?" followed by an awkward pause.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would you like a free barf bag with your E. coli?

Anonymous said...

I don't get my food from people that wear paper hats.

Anonymous said...

We all get our food from people that wear paper hats somewhere down the line; unless you grow a good enough garden to last all year!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, my point exactly

Anonymous said...

If I do get it from someone wearing a paper hat, they aren't talking to me through a fiberglass clown head. They usually make more than minimum wage also.

Anonymous said...

They may not talk to you through a fiberglass clown head but they are probably using your identity to get a fake social security card to work at Swift, and yes work for minimum wage!

Anonymous said...

2:06PM, you are a vegan that organically grows your own food, right? If so, what kind of fertilizer do you use? And, if you live on the Barnett Shale, I would caution you about the water.

Anonymous said...

I've had my water tested and they said it's the best they have ever tested.

Anonymous said...

3:25 That is wonderful about your water, at least you came in first in something in your life!

Anonymous said...

Keep trying 3:34, maybe one day you will get to experience being first at something. First to marry outside of your family tree will not count.

Anonymous said...

DO NOT EAT THE LETTUCE. I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE LETTUCE.

Anonymous said...

DO NOT ORDER FROM A CLOWN'S HEAD, I REPEAT, DO NOT ORDER FROM A CLOWN'S HEAD.

Anonymous said...

3:46 If being first at having the best water is your only accomplishment in life, I understand...you need something to brag about so you can feel good about yourself!!! Also, I would really look into whom you refer to as "they" in reference to the people that checked your water; I think maybe "they" spiked it!!!

Anonymous said...

4:54, You are the one that thinks that is my only accomplishment in life. How you wish that was true. Tell your cousin wife to change the little inbreds diapers.

doodad said...

very childish!
i knew ya'll in grade school

Anonymous said...

i think theres a conspiricy. everyone i know who has had there water tested says it the best in the world. that cant be. could it be that bad new doesnt sell water test. im so confused

Anonymous said...

4:59 Wow you sure seem upset at 4:54! I can understand how you would be upset if all you have in your life is good water and incest insults to spread around; and to top it off your insulting someone who obviously has a much more sophisticated vocabulary than you! Sucks to be lower than the incest-riddled wise county trash doesn't it!

Anonymous said...

Yes it does. I feel so bad. Go screw your sister.

Anonymous said...

she's not MY SISTER !!!