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12.12.2006

Teach Your Children Well

An instructional video to teach children how to act once dad arrives home (as it appeared on Mystery Science Theater 3000 - where wise guy comments are overlayed.) It's a little long, but funny. My favorite part: "With your own family, you can relax. Be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self" and "unemotional conversation helps digestion."

13 comments:

mzchief said...

*Yikes!*
They left out the part when EVERYONE drank the Valium and/or Lithium laced Kool-Aid.

TXsharon said...

Reminds me of The Giver

Anonymous said...

shut up, mzchief

Anonymous said...

This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!

Anonymous said...

MST3k rules!

bgirl said...

So when IS the proper time to bring up unpleasant or emotional topics of conversation? I need to know because I've been saving all of mine.

Anonymous said...

And don't talk about Txsheehan's cheap tampons !

anonymouse said...

4:14...quit projecting..
you and your damn tampon toys..dumbass.

Anonymous said...

mzchief said...
*Yikes!*
They left out the part when EVERYONE drank the Valium and/or Lithium laced Kool-Aid.

9:33 AM


mzchief said...
Hmmmmm....
One thing that can be said for certain is that BEAUTIFUL people are NOT using Meth.

I had NO idea Meth caused a users hair colour to CHANGE


mzchief said...
To anonyNOTHING 4:56...
It is IMPOSSIBLE for me to be a Methodist. I am NOT and NEVER will be a Christian.

8:59 PM

YES MZCHIEF,

I vote you to TEACH MY CHILDREN! AND TEACH THEM WELL YOU WILL!

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 1:27...
YOU wishing I taught YOUR children is PROBABLY the SMARTEST thing YOU have EVER done for YOUR children.

MY son was home-schooled by ME, made a 1550 out of 1600 on his SAT, was offered FULL scholarships by FOUR universities in Texas and THREE out of state. MY son is a in the Honours College and Engineering College as a Pre Med major at an out of state university. YEP! He is ALSO a frat boy who dates LOVELY sorority girls. BTW, MY son has NOT so much as had a parking ticket.

Yeah! It sucks to be YOU!

Anonymous said...

I hope another for/against mzchief vomitfest isn't starting.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 9:32...
PERHAPS you should make YOUR objection to the "vomitfest" PRIOR to MY comments responding to the HATERS and it MIGHT appear YOU truly dislike the discord rather than have a problem with ME hammering the HATERS.

Anonymous said...

I miss MST3K!!!