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11.11.2005

Real Midgets?

"MIDGET FOOTBALL — Paradise’s Panthers and Bridgeport’s Vikings will square off in the championship Saturday at 6 p.m. at Bridgeport’s Bulls Stadium. Paradise is having a send-off and pep rally at the soccer fields at 4 p.m. on game day. " - From The Update

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff. Now, about those girl scout cookies....

kehk said...

Are the cheerleaders midgets too? This made my day.

spiritrider said...

hey i wonder if the bport is acessible for the midgets if not wouldnt bridge port be in big trouble under the ada and one other thought i sure would hate to clean the bathrooms after this event since they are made for regular sized people not midgets lol

bigcatdaddy said...

I guess its a good thing they aren't advertising midget porn, which is quite amusing.

Anonymous said...

REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?

Anonymous said...

If they were policitally correct they will call it Dwarf Football or "Little People" Football.

Anonymous said...

vertically challenged football.

Anonymous said...

Why do parents start their boys and girls into football and cheerleading before it is school sponosred?

The coaches yell and scream at the kids like they were playing for the state championship.

If kids started in junior high and played through high school, they will have six years of the sports and plenty of injuries to last a life time.

Soccer is a better sport for boys and girls.

Midgets should be going to boy scouts, visiting grandparents, reading a book but not playing for a championship on Saturday!