The Campaign For DA

8.21.2017

Special Footage From Wise County

Edit: Special footage from The Star. Is that Jason Garrett? Yep. That's Jason Garrett.

Edit: Trump!
Moments earlier . . .


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's Gordon Keith or my name isn't Country Club Corby.

Triple Fake... said...

Depends...which one do you think is Jason Garrett? We're a gender-blind society now, remember?

the footage(?) from the Star is not because of the eclipse. They have to wear those shades anytime they go outside to keep from being blinded by Sky Mirror, even though it's all the way over at AT&T Stadjum. They don't call it the Death Star fer nuthin'! Keeps everybody on their toes


"Did you like those 3D-looking glasses? I hope you do. I hope you do varry much!"

Triple Fake Jerry

Anonymous said...

It sure is heck aint me anymore!


DF Tiger Woods

Anonymous said...

That's Jason Garrett-Top

Anonymous said...

And now the report that a woman who gave birth today named her baby "Eclipse" (let's hope she doesn't grow up pudgy), but what's more telling is that the middle name is Alizabeth. With a freakin A. How sad for this child to have to correct the spelling of her name for the rest of her life. Why are these people allowed to breed?

Anonymous said...

Mom in Tennessee named here baby after the eclipse. Baby's name? Eklipz. After all, it needs to be "unique" (meaning; my child will suffer the endless torture of everyone on earth not spelling her name properly)

Anonymous said...

I heard of women naming their children Shameekwa and Tawonda.

Anonymous said...

God, the eclipse is proving to be so entertaining after the fact. Babies named "Eklipz"...and a person who became amused at another person at a watch party who was fussing with their phone, looking down, as totality started and was so intent on trying to get the phone to do something that by the time she looked up, totality was over; and the person filming the person also realized totality was over; they both missed it. Nation of idiot sheep.

RatherBeSailing said...

With my cereal box viewer I only saw a partial eclipse. I guess I should have used a ' Total ' box.

Anonymous said...

12,000,000 people in the path of total eclipse today. 11,999,900 only saw it on a tiny, five inch cell phone screen. Couple of old timers got the full banana.

Anonymous said...

431
Black people could spell it ease;ie ! Have you not noticle how they make there names now !

Anonymous said...

You people are too easily entertained.

DF The Sun

Anonymous said...

*easier
*their

Yep, it's the Black folks that are the dumb ones.