The Campaign For DA

8.21.2017

Random Monday Morning Thoughts




  • carjacking lead to a police chase in Dallas over the weekend. That's a Lamborghini.

  • [Edit: This bullet point has been deleted. I was fooled by a satire web site. Shout out to BagOfNothing.com for immediately telling me I had made a horrible mistake.]
  • "That's too bad." - Donald Trump's comment on the (very bizarre) collision of the USS John McCain with a merchant ship east of Singapore which has left 10 sailors lost at sea. 
  • While you were sleeping: The University of Texas removed four Confederate statues.
  • The Dallas anti Neo Nazi protest, like it or hate it, had some funny signs. 
  • Nothing like one of the family pups stealing half of a Hot Pocket when you walk away for thirty seconds. I considered a crime of doggie execution, but decided just to yell at her instead. Then she looked back at me with that, "Whatcha gonna do about it?" expression.
  • Charlie Daniels came out in support of Trump on the issue of Confederate statues. I'm shocked,  I'm shocked I tell you, that a guy who had a hit song of "The South's Gonna Do It Again" would take that position.
  • Trust me, I did not learn this from personal experience: Clubs now have "party starters" -- paid hot girls who go up to groups and invite one of more to go out and dance with her. How long has this been going on?
  • I would never have posted the following in the past, but it is perfect and these are important times in America. So much can be said about this photo taken at the peaceful protest in Boston this weekend. Some Confederates/Neo-Nazis showed up. 
  • That was a tremendous police response in Boston. A little planning goes a long way. 
  • One guy in the comments pointed out that he had a son my age after he thought I called him a "boy." Buddy, did you think I didn't know that?
  • The marketing on toothpaste packaging almost made me laugh out loud this weekend. Powerful Whitening Formula! Extra Mint Breath Ingredient ! Extra Strength Gum Strengthening! 
  • Jerry Lewis died over the weekend. He was one mean and miserable human being over the last 20 years. 
  • Trump changed his masthead on his Twitter page. All I can think of is "We are tough, smart lawyers. Call if you have been injured. We are the Washington Hammer!"
  • I'm beginning to think I have figured out who the new Wise County District Judge will be. 
  • In news that got buried this weekend, the wreckage of the USS Indianapolis has been found. That was the subject of Quint's speech in Jaws
  • Tarrant County D.A. Sharen Wilson has announced she is running for a second term. Strap on your seat belts.
  • Trump misspelled "heal" in two tweets this weekend (he wrote "heel") and had to delete them
  • The last major solar eclipse we had was when I was in high school. We all went outside when it happened. I don't remember protective glasses but do remember being told not to look at it. In retrospect, that doesn't sound like a good plan. 





64 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you know Jerry Lewis?

Anonymous said...

Why would you attest a farce, a satire, and blog it as if Ivanka actually said it? Why would you do that?

Anonymous said...

Good Gawd, on the RTG.. Go back to the drawing board on that one

Anonymous said...

Barry eats Hot Pockets.

Triple Fake... said...

Make what you will about Charlie Daniels and his opinion on the current situation, but "The South's Gonna Do It Again" is a song about musicians from southern states. It's not a political statement

Triple Fake Elvin Bishop (not from the South, ironically)

Anonymous said...

Please tell the whole story that Trump tweeted that his thoughts and prayers go out to the sailors. You are fake news. I'd make a pretty good argument that that kind, tolerant woman in Boston committed an assault according to Texas law. She's lucky she doesn't have two broken fingers.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! HE MISSPELLED HEEL? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GREEN?

Anonymous said...

With all the meaningless protest against old statues purposely to "racially poke the caucasion" ant bed.....

What is that stance at Tyler Lee High School?

Anonymous said...

I hope you have it figured out who the next Judge will be and I hope it is Brock Smith. The other two candidates are questionable.

Anonymous said...

RTG must be from Newark Tx.

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Buzz, your girlfriend?... woof!

Anonymous said...

RTG - I can almost smell the cigarettes and beer. Requesting an alternate please.

Anonymous said...

Even my 18 yr Old knows Wren is goo g to be the next district judge. That ain't rocket science.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, Stay Woke!! Has Trump started launching nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Anonymous said...

Skippy, No, I really didn't know that you knew I had a boy your age. We've never met, so how did you know my age?

Anonymous said...

Today's RTG, When I saw that one, I had random thoughts of upchucking!

stuckchuck said...

Now that Lewis is dead can the firefighters stop doing the fill the boot?

Cleverly Disguised said...

Man! What were you thinking re: RTG? You off your Ned's? That's a no, not now, not ever!
Keep stirring the pot.

Anonymous said...

Governor McAuliffe(Bill Clinton's boy) told the Charlottsville police to stand down and also said that the KKK were armed to the teeth. He should be held responsible for the girls death that was run over.

Anonymous said...

The RTG is just a little too much Jacksboro Highway, if you know what I mean.

DF Benny Binion

Anonymous said...

Liberally Lean died over the weekend. Man was it a miserable place over the last 20 years.

Anonymous said...

That dog actually probably saved your life, Barry.

DF Martha Stewart Living

Anonymous said...

Maybe we need to send our seamen back to ship driving school. Lot of crashes lately.

DF Admiral Halsey

Anonymous said...

Never trust the advertising on product packaging. It is all a lie. I am still waiting to go horse-back riding, play tennis, and swim like it promised.

DF Purchaser of Tampax

Anonymous said...

"That's too bad." - Donald Trump's comment on the (very bizarre) collision of the USS John McCain with a merchant ship east of Singapore which has left 10 sailors lost at sea.

When two army recruiters in Little Rock were murdered by a black Muslim ex-con, Obammy said that he was deeply saddened. When an abortion doctor was murdered by a nut job, Obammy said that he was outraged. Does that kind of tell you where Obammy's priorities were?

Anonymous said...

Brock Smith for District Judge. A wise man who will be a great judge.

Anonymous said...

RTG is way over tattooed but there is something oddly attractive about her. Maybe ok after a few brewskies?

Anonymous said...

These aren't important times! A few rag tag bunch of skin head pricks don't represent anything in this country. They are only making noise and news because the media is more than willing to oblige them so they can try to attach a label to all Republicans. Move on to something of consequence.

Anonymous said...

The guy with the Confederate flag is showing great restraint against that bitch flipping him off. Shows who the aggressors are.
These "counter protestors" are just fueling the fire by trying to remove statues.
My fear is that this is majorly going to get out of hand. On both sides.

Anonymous said...

Why are the thenthitive liberal weenie snowflakes offended by a statue today and not a month ago?

Anonymous said...

Didn't Obammy call the slaughter of 13 soldiers at Ft. Hood by a Muslim, work place violence?

He probably thought the men and women killed while fighting the war on terrorism as an occupational hazard.

Anonymous said...

Did the City of Rhome sponsor today's RTG?

Anonymous said...

9:11 -Barry eats Hot Pockets.

If ya know what I mean!

Captain Obvious said...

Tarrant County D.A. Sharen Wilson has announced she is running for a second term. Strap on your seat belts.

A Tea Party candidate could beat Judge Wilson if they can get into a Republican primary runoff with her. The Tea Partiers in northeast Tarrant County really turn out for runoffs. Ask former sheriff Dee Anderson.

Anonymous said...

The removal of the statues in Austin is a mistake on the part of UT administration.

This will only serve to embolden the left wing nuts and they will never be satisfied.

Anonymous said...

Good in the woman in Boston showing restraint with that traitor flag holder. I know that the commenters here are not the most educated, so here you go: Boston is a part of the North. Massachusetts did not commit treason. For a group which complains so much about participation trophies, you would think you would be more embarrassed about monuments to losers.

Anonymous said...

RTG: Skank Ahoy!!

DF Capt. Hook

Anonymous said...

According to Wikipedia, Wise County is 91% white. But according to this thread, Wise County has a lot of experts in race relations

Anonymous said...

Im warming your hot chocolate­čśé

Anonymous said...

Leftist like Barry all share a collective unconsciousness. Most children have an innate understanding that all is not right with this world. Hence their preoccupation with monsters.

Leftist's collective unconsciousness drives them to tear down what came before them. In the end, the left always consumes itself.

Anonymous said...

We are experts, we get along perfectly with the blacks here. We know to keep them locked up in jail or north east of Allsups!!!

Harry Hamid said...

Charlie Daniels also had that "If the South Would'a Won, We'd'a Had it Made" song.

Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Finally! Back in 1975, I arrived at UT for my freshman year. Upon seeing my first confederate statue, I remember thinking, "Somebody forgot to tell Texas that they lost." I was born and raised in the USMC, living on bases throughout the states. In the real world, there are no statues erected for the losing team. This love affair for a bunch of wrongly-minded losers never fails to amaze me. My great-great grandfather was a Captain for the confederacy. Why should anyone want to honor him for being wrong? When your kid does something stupid, you still love him. But you don't erect a statue of your kid spray-painting a building. Same thing with these ancestors. Suck it up all you whiners.

Anonymous said...

I looked at the eclipse! Doctor my eyes! Was I unwise to keep them open for so long?

DF Jackson Browne

Anonymous said...

No Harry H,

That's Hank Jr. that sang that song.

Seriously.

Anonymous said...

So tell me, if an armed citizen finds someone vandalizing a statue in this state during the night time, they can use deadly force, right?


Texas Penal Code (2011)

Chapter 9. Justifications Excluding Criminal Responsibility

SUBCHAPTER D. PROTECTION OF PROPERTY

Sec. 9.42. DEADLY FORCE TO PROTECT PROPERTY.

A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property:

(1) if he would be justified in using force against the other under Section 9.41; and

(2) when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary:

(A) to prevent the other’s imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or

(B) to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property; and

(3) he reasonably believes that:

(A) the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or

(B) the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

Anonymous said...

Walmart in Decatur is loaning binoculars to people to watch the solar eclipse. All you have to do is prove that you are a thenthitive liberal weenie snowflake.

Harry Hamid said...

1:42: Sho' nuf.

I get those two confused on a semi-regular basis. I could speculate as to the reasons, but won't.

Anonymous said...

11:38

Actually, the good people of Boston, Massachusetts and the north in general committed treason alright, except it was against the British in the 1700's.

You know, that whole war thing we had going against the British red coats when Washington was a General back in the good ol' days.

As a result, our nation was born. You wouldn't be living in the US of A if they had lost.

You'd be singing God Save the Queen instead of the Star Spangled Banner.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh, somebody is triggered! Safe space!!!

Anonymous said...

What makes you think Jerry Lewis was mean and miserable for the last 20 years? I think he did an amazing job with the MDA Telethons for many years, raising awareness and millions of dollars.

Anonymous said...

I'd prolly still hit that.

Anonymous said...

Since most of the American MSM chose to go with "That's too bad" here's some European coverage.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41002749

Anonymous said...

1:55

I'm thinking 3A and 3B wouldn't be satisfied and you'd end up in Huntsville for a period of time.

Anonymous said...

I'm offended that Skippy is white. But most of all, I'm offended that he is an ambulance chaser.

Anonymous said...

Sharen Wilson may be about to draw an opponent who will defeat her almost certainly. I've heard the guy is running, but it's speculation at this point so I won't name him.

Overheard in a felony docket this morning (and stated by a courts chief): "Hopefully she draws an opponent and if she wins her primary hopefully she draws a democrat to run against her so that she can have something to focus on besides here. Hopefully someone can beat her."

Anonymous said...

"So much can be said about this photo taken at the peaceful protest in Boston this weekend."

Isn't it ironic that a few people gathered for a free speech rally and 15,000 antifa paid protesters showed up to counter protest free speech and disrupted it and shut it down early?

Anonymous said...


" Buddy, did you think I didn't know that?

Skippy, I ain't your buddy!

Anonymous said...

20 years may be a stretch but this is what Skippy considers 20 years:

https://youtu.be/JqoG-5vUlXI

Anonymous said...

The chick today is trash! Is she from alvord or Chico?

Anonymous said...

"the peaceful protest in Boston"

This is a frozen moment in time, but if the pictured confrontation did not result in violence, it would appear that the young man showed admirable restraint to the peaceful protestor.

Anonymous said...

RTG
Old ,ugly,fat, nasty looking !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know another person other than Hillary and Jerry that has raised over two billion for charity ?

Anonymous said...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/08/20/watch-leftist-protester-calls-black-boston-cop-stupid-ass-black-bitch-youre-supposed-to-be-on-our-side/

Skippy, this really looks like a peaceful protest. It probably was until your antifa piss bombing, club wielding, mask wearing paid by George Soros buddies showed up.