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10.24.2016

Tree Arrest News




The cop looking through the branches at the very end is my favorite part.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

He was an Evergreen in a Deciduous Only Zone. Obvious offender.

DF Forest Ranger

Anonymous said...

Not the strangest thing I have ever seen on Congress Street. And I was stone sober at the time.

DF Willie Nelson

Anonymous said...

Treesy Street

Anonymous said...

Tree Lives Matter!!!

Anonymous said...

I hope popo got to the root of the problem.

I wonder if they tested him for marijuana.

Trees need crosswalks too.....oh....wait.

I wonder if his name was Woody?

How do you fingerprint a plant?

I wonder if he is pining away in jail?

Rumor has it he is an escapee from a Texas A&M test farm.

If this is a Syrian pine, he's getting deported.

I wonder if he was just trying to get to an early voting poll to vote for the Green party?

Anonymous said...

It's not easy being green.

Anonymous said...

"As God is my witness". For a believer, which anyone saying it suggests to be, when would God NOT be a witness?

Why do people shout "Oh my God" so much? They see God? Why?

Why, on just about every video clip of something terrible happening, can you hear the person recording and others suddenly wanting to have intercourse with the poop of the Lord? "Effin Holy She-ite!"

What is Jesus Christ's middle name? We know it starts with "H", but what is it?

Why send prayers to someone that God just destroyed in one way or another?

Anonymous said...

Keep Austin Weird?

Do they really need any help?

Anonymous said...

THE COPS DIDN'T SHOOT IT! THE MEDIA HAD ME BELIEVING THAT ALL NON-WHITE ALLEGED OFFENDERS WERE SHOT

Anonymous said...



6:37 one could only speculate that "H" might be for "hysterical" which ain't what you are..........

Anonymous said...

Howard