Police have arrested a man dressed as tree for blocking traffic on Congress Street...as God is my witness. pic.twitter.com/VUFQY6Vyv0
— TVTEDDY (@TVTEDDY) October 24, 2016
He was an Evergreen in a Deciduous Only Zone. Obvious offender.DF Forest Ranger
Not the strangest thing I have ever seen on Congress Street. And I was stone sober at the time.DF Willie Nelson
Tree Lives Matter!!!
I hope popo got to the root of the problem.I wonder if they tested him for marijuana.Trees need crosswalks too.....oh....wait.I wonder if his name was Woody?How do you fingerprint a plant?I wonder if he is pining away in jail?Rumor has it he is an escapee from a Texas A&M test farm.If this is a Syrian pine, he's getting deported.I wonder if he was just trying to get to an early voting poll to vote for the Green party?
It's not easy being green.
"As God is my witness". For a believer, which anyone saying it suggests to be, when would God NOT be a witness?Why do people shout "Oh my God" so much? They see God? Why?Why, on just about every video clip of something terrible happening, can you hear the person recording and others suddenly wanting to have intercourse with the poop of the Lord? "Effin Holy She-ite!"What is Jesus Christ's middle name? We know it starts with "H", but what is it?Why send prayers to someone that God just destroyed in one way or another?
Keep Austin Weird?Do they really need any help?
THE COPS DIDN'T SHOOT IT! THE MEDIA HAD ME BELIEVING THAT ALL NON-WHITE ALLEGED OFFENDERS WERE SHOT
6:37 one could only speculate that "H" might be for "hysterical" which ain't what you are..........
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