Now we know what Jesus was doing last Friday. He was so preoccupied with appearing on tortillas and helping people win the lottery that he forgot to protect the children.
That's the best picture of Jesus?
"'A little Savior watching over me,' said Cantu as he glanced at his tortilla wrapped in a fur blanket."That is the funniest line I've read in a "news" article in a long time!
I see a leprechaun.... everyone who sees a leprechaun say yeha!
I see the zig zag man.
Sick, sick comment Speedy.Shame on you.
Abe Lincoln at its best.
For starters, that doesn't look anything like the pic on the right, which by the way, is only some artist's concept of what Jesus looks like. If anything, it's more like one of them ZZ Topp fellersAn image of anybody's idea of a heavenly ruler or supreme being is just that - an image. The pic on the right is Jesus in the same way that the tattooed biker poster from a couple of weeks ago is Santa. Iconography such as paintings and crucifixes (tortillas, screen doors, tree bark, etc.) aren't objects of worship. They are supposed to remind you where to direct your worship
How would we know if it looks like Jesus? I believe photography 2K years ago was less precise and no one then had the foresight to have him sit for a portrait.
G.O.D. or D.O.G.? That is the question.
Hey Speedy,Liberals kicked him out of theschools years ago.
Awesome! Now, if anybody only had even the faintest notion what Jesus looked like...
JC looks like Billy Gibbons? Maybe that's why Jesus Done Left Chicago? And he's bound for New Orleans? (hey-hey)
1:59 you my friend are my kinda guy.That was some funny she it right there.BTW-Singer Paul Davis (Cool Night) looked liked him a bunch too.Look him up on U-toob.
Beaner always see him when they eat then
Looks like a crying puppy to me but what do I know.
I saw Jesus in a tortilla once, of course I was eating mushrooms off of the desert floor at the time.
I grew up on military bases. Hence, we didn't have God in our schools. We all turned out fine. Why are some people so adament that the reason for any/all bad events are caused by not having God in school? If you grew up in Texas, you probably did not have any black kids in school. That was based on a Godly belief.
Wait, that is MY FACE, not Jesus's!!
11:02...What planet are you from? I went to public school in Texas and never remember my curriculum being God or religion based. Closest thing we got to religion was Social Studies or History where other religions were discussed. What makes you think that separation only extends to military schools...all public schools, along with your military schools fall under the same laws.Also, what makes you think there are no blacks people in TX? My school was full of them.
Looks like an aborted fetus..or is that Mr. Lanza's brain from the autopsy
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