The Apocalypse is not supposed to occur until 11:12AM UTC (Coordinated Universal Time), which will be 5:12AM Central.Can we at least get a girl "taking us into the Apocalypse?"
I'm still here? I think I'll sleep in this morning.My Other Brother Darryl
I blame the NRA
I think I am going for shrimp tacos for breakfast.
Still here. Classic.
Yep u still disgust us
My favorite line today will be:"Relax. It's not the end of the world."
Lawyer question:If I hit a dog with my truck and the dog survives, but my truck is damaged, is the owner of the dog responsible for my damages?The dog was collared and ran into the road.
You all mock the Mayans but you'll be laughing out the other side of your Asstoroids later today at 11:11:11
Man a lot of businesses made a lot of money on idiots fearing the end was near.Why didn't I see this coming?
I bet that scared little neegrow Obomba slept in a bunker last night night just in case.
Are Apockolips covered in home owners insurance?
After careful review of the impending (cue reverb) END OF THE WORLD,it has been determined the (cue reverb)END OF THE WORLD was created through a slight mistake by a Mayan stone cutter when he discovered the stone he was inscribing was only big enough for dates up to 12/21/2012We later found a stone where the chief was noted laughing saying this will probably freak some people out years from now.
The day isn't over yet homes.
On December 21 2012 this will be my last posting.I know I've irritated many of you over the years but it seemed the thing to do but it's got to stop somewhere and December 21 2012 is a good place to end it.It's been a fun four years.
The Paco lips was quite uneventful!
Irritated???!!! More like funny as hell! Don't leave us 12-21 man!
I bet that skeered little 8:21am sleeps in a bunker ever night because of "I fear black people" syndrome.
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