7.10.2012

The New Miss Texas



She competed last week as "Miss Dallas."  In 2010 she was second runner up as "Miss Frisco" and she finished in the same slot in 2011 as "Miss Lake 'O The Pines." In 2009 she was first runner up as "Miss Carrollton." Gal has been married a lot.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

She is on the run from immigration. And that explains why she is thin.

Anonymous said...

Before that she was Miss Emerson.
As in "Emerson some great b**bs you got there".

Anonymous said...

Barry:
Because of where she competed it doesn't mean she's from there. I knew a girl from the metroplex who competed as Miss West Texas (or Miss Lubbock, I forget) because that's where she stood the best chance to win. Apparently you don't have to be from your representing city.

Anonymous said...

Never really had a handle on what the exact geographic boundaries of Miss Lake O' Pines representative area included.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

She's been married slot?

Well, she hadn't beared any children, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

beared any children?

Good gosh.

Anonymous said...

NASTY!

I'd rather have "Ms. Squirrel in her bikini" from yesterday.

Anonymous said...

A bag of bones with a fake smile.

Rick Perry is prettier than her.

Triple Fake... said...

I guess(?) you were going for a little bit of funny there, but what's the indication for being married, even once? She was MISS Dallas, etc. Not Mrs. Dallas!

Something very artificial about her, and I'm not referring to her up-tops. The face, the pose - kinda Stepford wife-ish...uh, I mean girlfriend-ish

Anonymous said...

I'll take that bag of bones and fake smile if you have one already 11:21

Anonymous said...

Papers please.

Anonymous said...

You know, they always say they're in pageants for the scholarships and such, but if you (the competitors) put one-tenth the effort that Pageanting takes into other stuff (say, a sport, or calculus, or the bassoon), you could get a regular scholarship without the implants and/or the haters taking shots at you on blogs.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how Miss Glasscock County finished.(?)

Hugo Itchy said...

SMOKIN !

Anonymous said...

And this statement comes from you

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Miss Borden County had the biggest yahooties.(?)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Miss Jim Hogg County was a woman of size.(?)

Anonymous said...

Def not my cup of tea! She's got FAKE written all over her.

Anonymous said...

1:22 PM, yea she was and her name is Ima........just sayin

Anonymous said...

I would have to turn that away...........after the 10th time. Yo yo yo

Fun D. Mentalist said...

How far can Miss Armstrong County stretch?

Anonymous said...

Tercy know dat

Anonymous said...

DaNae Couch is a law student at Texas Tech and until last week was a summer intern at the United States Attorney's office in Fort Worth.

Anonymous said...

Put blonde hair on her and you have Barbie in the flesh

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Miss Wise County wore her favorite Hooter's t-shirt.(?)

Anonymous said...

C'mon. Fess up. That's a picture of a mannequin, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

12:09 - want Perry thrown in?

Anonymous said...

These girls enter contests in all kinds of places, in a desperate effort to win something. They're often not even remotely from the place they represent.

Anonymous said...

Eew. Gross.