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4.19.2012

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • First Don Cornelius, then Dick Clark. If I'm Casey Kasem, I'm worried.
  • With no one to host New Year's Rockin' Eve, those Mayans might have been right.
  • I saw the DPS Academy campus yesterday in Austin. Had a Guantanamo feel to it.
  • There was a huge Asian (Korean?) section of Austin that we drove through. So much so that even banks would have very nice signs on the outside with alternative spellings.
  • I could have sworn one judge at oral arguments yesterday gave me the "Talk To The Hand" sign. It was almost bizarre.
  • I was nervous before the argument because there seemed to be a lot of people in the courtroom -- maybe about 20. Then the doors opened up and in came about 50 students to observe. 
  • A guy whose name we don't know yet but is about to become Metroplex Public Enemy #1: The subject of the warrant which was just issued for the person who set fire to the puppy named "Justice." And WBAP reported this morning the cops believe the incident was videotaped. This will be a firestorm.  Edit: It looks like his name is Darius Ewing. I feel sorry for a guy on Facebook and Twitter who goes to Baylor who happens to have the same name. 
  • And we're finally realizing just how bizarre that Montgomery County story is of the nurse who waited outside of a doctor's office to kill a woman so she could take her three day old child. I'm correct in understanding the nurse didn't know the woman?
  • Mrs. LL is tricking up our kitchen table and chairs with cloth and ribbons that I can't begin to describe.
  • Remember the flute in Men At Work's "Down Under"? That man and Dick Clark had something in common yesterday. 
  • Bridgeport High School girls golf team playoff scores: Cassi Smith, 89; Tiffany Hawkins, 92; Remi Swensson, 131; Cassidy McKibbens, 141; Jessica Windham, 161.
  •  I don't know about personally, but occupationally I'd love to be Skip Hollandsworth. 
  • If you've ever eaten at Tony's Pizza in Springtown, you'll be interested in this.
  • It's the anniversary of Waco Siege Fire and the Oklahoma City Bombing. I know a conservative who has a big conspiracy theory about the latter. 
  • The only reason we know of the Secret Service/Prostitution scandal is because one hooker wasn't paid and raised a ruckus. 



28 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
Girl standing
with face
3 out of 5
WIthout face
4 out of 5

Girl laying down
4.1 out of 5
Very hot

GJ BG!

Anonymous said...

Bridgeport girls golf team clearly just looking for a sanctioned activity to skip school.

Anonymous said...

Montgomery County: No Jesse or Al...!?!? Why isn't this plastered all over the news?

Anonymous said...

Firestorm?
Pardon the pun?
Really?

Anonymous said...

Todays pic. I want to be in the middle please!!!

God Fearin' American said...

Waco and Oklahoma were right wing plots to make a democratic government appear hostile.

Anonymous said...

Hold your horses 8:59; it took a month for the Florida incident to make national....dumbass...

Anonymous said...

My gosh, looked on facebook and there are many many people named Darius Ewing...who woulda thought it! Wish we had higher punishment for this guy. Will only get 2-4 years prolly.

Anonymous said...

So you went to Austin in front of some professional judges? How'd that feel...bet it was very stressful experience for you...considering what you are used to in Wise County.

Triple Fake... said...

Finally, a Random Thought pic with a plot to it

While playing Kreisleriana on the piano in the background, the blonde declared "Schumann was the studliest German composer - ever!"
The dark-haired gal said "No, Wagner's got it all over that hack." Blonde: "Yeah, well, there are hints of influence by Schumann in Wagner's works. And I'm about to shampoo this carpet using your back hair, missy!"

You can figure out the rest of the story. Use your imagination...lots and lots of imagination!

Anonymous said...

You take a girl to dinner that costs $100 and later you get lucky.

You give a girl $100 and you definitely get lucky.

Whats the difference? ...... one way or the other you are going to pay. Thats the rules that GIRLS put in place --- not the guys.

Anonymous said...

Hold on a minute there, she isn't a "hooker", she's an escort...she isn't simply a playhouse, but a full blown treehouse if'n you know what i'ma sayin'! A real lady who dresses nicely, speaks well, and can accompany you to dinner!

The true reason we know of the Secret Service/Prostitution scandal is because he forgot to cut the cards for his poke. Because a man that ain't willing to cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough!

DF Capt. Augustus McCray

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Just change your last name to Hollandsworth.

Anonymous said...

Darius Ewing - Hang that bastard out to dry!

Sherri said...

have you ever read the story about henry granju? knoxville, tennessee.... something i think you could get your teeth into and get really pissed off about...

Anonymous said...

mmmmm, yep x2

Anonymous said...

Transfere the secret service
guys to GSA. Problems solved.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you missed the Bridgeport/Decatur Baseball Game Tuesday night! Bridgeport won and to everyone's surprise fireworks shot off at the end of the game. Crazy kids, but it was a good game.

Anonymous said...

The sicko that tortured the dog should be locked up forever. Most serial killers started with torturing animals.

Shoopy said...

Had a Guantanamo feel to it.

So you you've seen Gitmo, eh?

I'm glad for your sake that you didn't see Camp Mabry in Austin.

*shudders*

Anonymous said...

Re the Random Thought Girls:

I would buy a ticket to see that wrestling match any day of the week & twice on Sunday. Yes, indeeeeeedy!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah baby. A woman has to another woman who'd wear a jock strap.

The Devil said...

The more I think about the Secret Service hooker scandal, the more I think Obama needs to give them a big raise in pay.

The guys defending the leader of the free world should make enough jack to splurge on a Columbian hooker here and there....this is the real scandal.

The Smart Shopper said...

"The only reason we know of the Secret Service/Prostitution scandal is because one hooker wasn't paid and raised a ruckus."

He should have got the hooker through Grope-on. Save up to 70% off on quality merchandise and services

Anonymous said...

Looks like there was another interesting case at the CCA yesterday:

http://gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com/

Rage

Francine Fishpaw said...

Well, I guess we now know what strippers do on their day off.....

Anonymous said...

Black woman kills a white woman and steals her baby to convince her black boyfriend she had his child.She's a nurse???Want her careing for you?NIGERS!!!Why don't Obama run his head about this?

Anonymous said...

The chick standing in the pic is Emma Starr, porn actress. I have no idea who the other broad is.


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