11.15.2011

State v. Guy Who Drove Away From Something


"Your honor, I call Coonskin Cap Guy to the stand."

"Sir, could you describe the operation of the  motor vehicle in terms of a defunct television series or, perhaps, an analogy to a professional driver in what is called the NASCAR circuit?"




"Thank you. Pass the witness."


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

nough said

Triple Fake... said...

Awesome!
A witness to...something (that he makes sound cool in its own right), on TV, wearing a coonskin cap, just as natural as any of us would wear a ball cap
"Git'n it"

Thanks so much Barry, for taking the time out of your busy day to troll the inkernets for this type of web gold!
it only plays to the :11 second mark, but that eleven seconds is sweet!

Anonymous said...

Stay Hard Coon Skin Cap Man...Stay Hard

aroundthecorner said...

That reminds me of me.

Anonymous said...

What part of Wise County is he from?

Anonymous said...

Dat boys from Chico and if I ain't misthunk, that's no coon (coons ain't allowed in Chico anyway) thatz ma mawmaw's nabors kat on his head.

Anonymous said...

We both got neekid, started slidin sidewards like dat and when we hooked up, it shot me off like that.

Anonymous said...

You got scooped by the liberal media BG... if you watch a real news channel like MSMBC this morning on "way too early with willie geist" they covered the hole story.

Anonymous said...

If that's how Dale Jr. has been "gettin' it," than I rather think that he shan't be "gettin'" any trophies, anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

1:41

Check your own grammer before you start joking about someone else being dumb.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I heard 'at...

Anonymous said...

The last coon I skinned was a lot darker than that

Anonymous said...

4:35 -
Do you realize you misspelled the word grammar while in the process of calling someone else dumb?
Around these parts, "from" is a perfectly acceptable method of ending a question/sentence. If you were to phrase it correctly, folks would think you were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that

Anonymous said...

King of the Wild Frontier

My Other Brother Darryl

HarveyLee said...

From what part of Wise County is he from?
He is from what part of Wise County?
From what part of Wise County is he?
Is he from part of Wise County? What part?
From a Wise County part is he?

Anonymous said...

4:35
I stand corrected so will rephrase it without ending in a preposition just for you, personally.

What part of Wise County is he from, bitch?

Anonymous said...

Huh, I always thought Wordkyle's name was Kyle. Who knew?

The Donald said...

"Usually, one would have to go to a bowling alley to find a gentleman of such stature."

- DF Hobson