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11.16.2011

New Sports Illustrated Cover



The Ticket's afternoon show was wildly speculating the other day about how the scandal would impact the school in enrollment.   They basically guessed (1) That the school had about 50,000 in enrollment, (2) the freshman class would be about 15,000, (3) that applications each year probably totaled 25,000, and that (4) applications would drop by one-half.

I thought they were crazy.

Edit: In other magazine cover news, I was robbed again.




18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gay

Anonymous said...

SMU got the death penalty for paying players
. I wonder what Penn State will get for sex with
Children?

Anonymous said...

12:36

One is a program, the other is an individual.

Anonymous said...

Sir,we just had a Large blip pop up on the Gaydar.

Anonymous said...

The Penn State program covered up the abuse. Whichi is worse for college football ?

3rd Mile said...

I hope no more children at Penn St have to experience a white out!

Anonymous said...

Enrollment will increase. Deviants will flock there.
Those occupy folks are going
to need a place to camp.

el chupacabra said...

You mean being Sexiest Man Alive or being J-Lo's new man?

You got the first nailed (no matter what People Mag sez) and if it's not being J Lo's man? You're doing much better esse'.

Anonymous said...

Man oh man....you got ripped off again Bubear.

Anonymous said...

1:31 Evidently, when it happened the police did too.

Anonymous said...

I would do him.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Amazing, a college football crumbling and Craig James is not involved.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, they won't get the death penalty. They should....it's all about the money.

Anonymous said...

Instead of the Death Penalty, can we give the Kaddafi Penalty?

DF Daniel Tosh

Anonymous said...

Boycott Penn State

Anonymous said...

He's cute but sexy, not so much!

Anonymous said...

Ghey.

Anonymous said...

Joe Paterno has lung cancer: dead man walking.