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7.11.2011

Hey, We Might Get A "Bum Steer" Award After All

Totally missed this.

Credit: Fox 4. (Unrelated: is doing mugshot bits, now.)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Boyd VFD on the news too?

Anonymous said...

I've lived in decatur for ten years and couldn't tell you where new fairview is.
I just happened upon Newark the other day (Crap hole BTW) and apparently its pronounced "new ark". Also, why are we saying "avoid" when there is an obvious letter "r"?

Anonymous said...

Yep, Thats Funny

DF Bob Duvall said...

I love the smell of bottle rockets in the morning . . . it smells like idiocy.

Triple Fake... said...

I've heard it pronounced as new-Ark, instead of new-erk. Shouldn't that be two words? They probably do that to distinguish themselves from that other one way up north. Like anybody would confuse the two of them...

And the reason it sounds like "avoid" I believe, is because the natives put the stress on the first syllable. But I doubt you'll get a consensus on the correct pronunciation. Most of the rest of us call it Al-void - usually just to annoy them

Maybe we do deserve a Bum Steer Award - but not for almost burning down a fire station. It would be for some clown setting off a bottle rocket that close to the fire station thinking he could get away with it.
Or - maybe for calling it Station 26. Are there twenty-five other fire stations in New Fairview that get mistaken for this...one?

Anonymous said...

On an unrelated note I think I'm going to kill myself today.

Anonymous said...

WTH? We got some foreigner who wasn't born and raised in Wise County trying to tell us how to pronounce our county town's names?

Get outta here.

Oh please do 2:23 and take that foreigner with ya.

Anonymous said...

Foreigner here.

So 3:13 you live in "new-ark" huh?

I must've driven by your house. Was it the single wide next to the quarry or the 2 bed 1 bath next to the gas station with bars on the windows?

Both places were very nice. Thinking of moving my family over there.....you know if the ol college degree doesn't work out.

Anonymous said...

3:47 No I do not live in Newark you twit.

You poor thang you. Sweetheart my home is far from a dump.

Anonymous said...

Someone call Fire Marshal Bill we need a referee!

Anonymous said...

New Fairview anit that where Tom Bishop got his start working for FREE so he could play POLICE Man.

They must have a clown training program at New Fairview

Anonymous said...

3:53,

It's ok if you use creek water and meth chemicals to wash your dishes.
You are not being judged. I even showed interest in moving to your area.
Maybe you could show me the ropes..... you know... city-wide garage sale shopping and water tower graffiti.
No, you're right, it's far from a dump.

Anonymous said...

Who's this WE shit?

Anonymous said...

12:19, you must never get to Fort Worth, or if you do, take the long ass way around. Or you're one of those people that don't look at any signs on the sides of the road...like the New Fairview city limits signs that are on the north bound and south bound lanes. You're probably also one of those that get pulled over for speeding, then use the argument that there was no speed limit sign.

Anonymous said...

8:44,
I just looked up the city-data for new fairview tx.
Yeah.... how's that median income? Thriving metropolis of double widest meth coolers.
No wonder I didn't know where it was.

Anonymous said...

9:25, oh I see, the internet data is why you failed to see signs on the side of the road. It's all clear now....(?)

Anonymous said...

5:11 Really? WOW you poor poor thing.

Anonymous said...

8:22 and 8:18,
It's no fun if you can't come up with good material.