6.21.2011

This Is The 16 Year Old Bride Of The Green Mile Guy?



That's her.


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah.....not sure I could tolerate her spoiled rotten high maintenance attitude long enough to enjoy my marital rights if I were that guy. Good Lord that video was annoying.

Anonymous said...

She relly relly dont look like she 16.

P.s. The video looks like something a 16 year old did.

Anonymous said...

Observations:

He's almost twice my age and she's almost half my age.

Do the parents have to sign some kind of papers?

How do they meet?

Can I say she's too pretty for him?

At what point do men admit jealousy for her not "singing on their boat"?

Was this filmed at B-port Lake?

At what age do they let young girls get boob jobs?

How many times can she run the hands through the air?

Anonymous said...

I bet her garden is in great shape cuz she looks like a hoer.

Anonymous said...

Seems a litte dingy to me. I throw her back...

Anonymous said...

Was that shot right here on Lake Bridgeport? Man. someone please crank up the Bazooka on that floating gas barge and put her out of her misery.

Triple Fake... said...

my first impression was that her music (and lyrics) have a very Rebecca Black "It's Friday" feel. Did she hire the same cut-rate production company?

You've got exactly fifteen minutes, sweetheart, and your time starts...five minutes ago!

Triple Fake Andy Warhol

Danny Boy said...

Looks like an extremely trashy mixed version of Brit Brit and Lohan with a future of Amy Whinehouse and Courtney Love mixed in. Good luck in rehab kid.

Tater Salad said...

16 !?! No way. Those implants are packed in so tight, I can read the Dow-Corning serial number on 'em!!! You aint foolin nobody, old hag!!!

Anonymous said...

Another in a long line of those to be ogled while on mute.

Anonymous said...

Milli Vanilli could lip sync better than that bimbo.

Bacon said...

As long as I had a roll or duck tape around her mouth, I could be in the same room.

Anonymous said...

PEEE UUUUUU Somebody forgot to throw out the trash.

andurpointis? said...

She's not 16, no way. Also she met the guy, becuase he owns the production company that she is signed with. That doesn't even look like a lake, it looks more like a pond or mucky tank. TRASH!!

Anonymous said...

How did she get that snake pink hair?

Tater Salad said...

Is she today's Random Thoughts daughter...!?!?

Scott said...

There is no way that this girl is 16. She has to be at least about 35.

Also, she could at least practice her lip-syncing before making any video.

Anonymous said...

Who ever put that together, the music does not match up with the video...someone's off.....That also was not a song..just some talking with different pitches

Anonymous said...

Oh i don't know----looks kinda shiny to me.
DF Beaver Cleaver

Anonymous said...

She looks a lot like Clinton's intern turned porn star.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't make it to the 30 second mark. If not for the boobs I probably wouldn't have made it to 15.

Anonymous said...

How long has she been 16? Did her parents hold her back several years?

Anonymous said...

sadly....she might make it big....:^(

Anonymous said...

16 will go into 54 more times than the opposite.Its all about the math.

Anonymous said...

Her underarms look odd.

jkcrooks said...

I made it to 25 seconds even with the boobs

Anonymous said...

she looks like a highly gifted, respectably, highbrow person