6.21.2011

Attempted Capital Murder With Tractor?

Man, I heard nothing about a Timothy Herring of Azle allegedly trying to run down a trooper in Wise County with a stolen tractor on Saturday. I'm about to fire a trainload of reporters. So what's the real story? They honestly believe he intended to kill the trooper? Really?

Hey, what are the odds of this guy (above) being the same Timothy Herring of Azle on Facebook? Nice profile pic. That'll play well.

Edit: Fox 4 got a hold of the bookin photo.


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stay Classy Azle...

Anonymous said...

I wonder what happened when Weiner met with Boehner??

Do you think it was hard?

Anonymous said...

thank you for protecting our eyes from timothy's the middle finger. ya know, we are so immature we cannot handle it and so dumb that we cannot figure out what is scratched out.

Anonymous said...

If the Red Glove doesn't fit you must Acquit.

Anonymous said...

We're Drugs or Alcohol involved?

Triple Fake... said...

Doesn't really matter what his intentions were on the tractor. The guy's gotta be a huge jackwagon - the more charges you can pile on the better. Maybe he'll get plenty of tractor time working the fields at a TDCJ unit

I think the obscuring of "timothy's the middle finger" is for the sake of the blog author more than the readers. He is probably trying to maintain a small amount of decorum and dignity in spite of folks like me and you. How mature are you if you refer to it as "timothy's the middle finger"?

Anonymous said...

Run down a trooper with a tractor? Next you'll tell me that the FFA is a terrorist organization for young rural revolutionaries.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

10:50,
Are you ready for your sophomore year?

Anonymous said...

I fear the rogue cop.I fear my house mistakenly being targetted by officials in the middle of the night. I can assure that if someone breaks my door down in the wee morning hours, I will shoot first to protect my family.

I don't know the story but can you imagine being a hard-working man on your Kubota when two police cars descend upon you? I'm going to trust the cops used good judgement.

Anonymous said...

I heard the whole thing on the scanner. He led the cops through fields and woods and then broke into a house, never know what he could have taken from the house.He then found the tractor. He took out a bunch of fences while trying to get a way. Next thing that was heard was Shots fired Shots fired, then one in custody...
Never know, the trooper could have fallen down and he tried to run him over. What ever the case, he got caught and no one was hurt.

Anonymous said...

11:10 a. Ur gay.

Anonymous said...

1:45-

Ur mouth is a gay.

Anonymous said...

I think the family cat blocked out the finger. Same red ink it used the other day to say NOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

D I P W A D

Anonymous said...

I guess he will be going back to prison.

Anonymous said...

I read his Facebook page. He's as white trash as they come, yet he talks like he came from the ghetto!

On Your Face said...

Seems as though he wasn't quite the tough guy in the second picture as he was in the first...

Hmmmm....

Anonymous said...

If it's on FOX NEWS then I don't believe it's his picture.

Anonymous said...

Shoot him now or shoot him later.I know what I'd do.

Anonymous said...

its his picture i dated him for three years i am saddened by his actions and i wish his family the best.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:28, why not just post "I'm a loser."

Anonymous said...

I cried through the whole movie

Anonymous said...

11:28, what's your name start with? Because I bet I know you... I have known Timmy for about 5yrs...