6.22.2011

"Today (today, today, today)....I consider myself (myself, myself, myself) . . . .", happiest) . . . "


Looking at a police report that just came across my desk, it dawned on me that the police sure are getting young these days.

(Clarification for you young 'uns.)

11 comments:

Triple Fake... said...

Lew Garret came down with Lew Garret's Disease? Man, the odds of that happening must be astrodynamilogical!

Things that make you go...hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

You have to laugh. Somebody was sure trying to pull a fast one over on the cops.

Anonymous said...

couldnt puul wool over bishop.

Anonymous said...

triple fake,
That WAS FUNNY!!
Uncle Wally

Anonymous said...

And they can't spell, and they can't..... etc. etc.etc. The dumbing down of America is in full swing!

Anonymous said...

Texas Motors...

Anonymous said...

At least put "Garret's". We only put apo'strophe's in place's where there i's no need. If only we had Schoolhou'se Rock again.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

I had a bad case of Leif Garrett's disease... took care of it with a shot... it was tough on the old bishop...

Workin' for the Man said...

This was a report regarding the conduct of a drunk person. There is a much greater than zero chance that the officer's report contains an exact quote of what the subject said.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they meant "Lew Sterrett's" disease???

Anonymous said...

9:12 beat me to it. Here I sit rocking back and forth trying to think of something pithy...