4.13.2011

Barry Bonds Verdict Coming In Minutes


The jury has been deliberating on perjury charges for four days.  Certainly they won't now say they have no reasonable doubt about his guilt.

Update: Hung jury on all counts with the exception of one. That verdict is. . . . Guilty on "Obstruction of Justice" (the most catchall of federal crimes.)

Edit: How vague is this?? Counts 1 through 4 of the indictment were for perjury. One was abandoned at trial leaving three counts of perjury which the jury did not convict on. So look at the remaining language of the Obstruction count (below). Without lying being proven, the jury had to have convicted him on being "evasive" or "misleading". Sheesh.



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And since I'm all things to all people, if the Barry Bonds post bores you, we've got another teacher sex scandal. Get this: She lives in Attica.



16 comments:

House of York said...

What part of "YOUR GOING TO GET CAUGHT" do these teachers not understand?

Anonymous said...

What the hell?!? Why weren't teachers this promiscuous when I was in high school?

Anonymous said...

You jumped the gun.

Anonymous said...

That does it I'm going back to high school!! Just not at BISD. or Alvoid isd

Anonymous said...

Sort of a Clutch Cargo face. Does that date me?

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

If the teachers keep this up we will be needing to hiring teachers instead of laying them off!

Anonymous said...

The trick is to find a high school where there is a hot, married woman, with kids, in her mid to late forties. That seems to be the profile of these randy teachers.

Anonymous said...

They were when I was there. It just wasn't blabbed about.
Kids are a lot more active then parents know. I figure more so now. Not right but true. I dated a guy 8 yes older than myself as a teen. If he had been a teacher, wud that have made it wrong? Was it wrong to begin with? Whose to say! We are still good friends to this day. Both went on to marry other people.....

Anonymous said...

She's no Debra LaFave...

Anonymous said...

It's odd that an adult goes to jail for this and your life is ruined...unless, of course, you get official government permission to have relations with an underage person (in other words...a marriage license)

Arthur said...

Attica! Attica! Attica!

Barry Bonds may have avoided this whole mess had he just not been such an entitled prick. Ah, screw it. He's guilty. He went to Arizona State.

Anonymous said...

I meant to say mid- to late thirties, not forties.

On Your Face said...

That pic looks like it could be from the 70's...

That doesn't say much for this gal...

Anonymous said...

ok, thats it I'm 24 and unable to "Hook up" at the bars so I'm going back to middle/high school where I know I can at least get laid by the teachers.

Anonymous said...

My teacher molested me when I was in school...the odd thing was that I was home schooled.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a teacher in Boyd.