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4.20.2009

Monday Afternoon Pick Me Up

And once this girl hears that I, too, am a World Class Athlete (certainly she's heard the story of the "Bloody Sock Incident Of The 2009 Cowtown Half Marathon), I'm pretty sure I've got some summer wedding bells in my future.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

you'd have more than a bloody sock after she got thru with you, barry.
maybe a bloody stump.

Anonymous said...

It's obvious from your many references to marriage that you do want to be married and have a child but would your Husband feel the same way,

Double fake Gay Marriages in Texas aren't legal yet supporter.

Propagandist said...

Barry, that woman would destroy you.

Anonymous said...

This girl in the top photo is an absolute powerhouse. The only thing wrong with this picture is that you can't see the rest of her body. Who in the hell takes a picture of a smoking (for track and field) chick and misses out on the limbs? I liked "Boxing Helena" as much as the next guy, but come on. I also think that the photographer was a bit premature on the shutter release. One more second and she would have been topless. I really dig the tight shorts and panty/thong line she has working from front to back. Is there a #9 on her left thigh? Come to think of it, she may actually be sporting a cod piece. Or a chastity belt. You don't have to keep your eyes closed, I'll turn out the lights.

There is no way that the bottom photo is of the same person. While the person in the second photo clearly has a female haircut (Sorry Simon LeBon, circa 1983 Duran Duran), the dude is packing more testosterone than a chimpanzee chowing down on a pair of freshly torn off testes. This Backstreet Boy is in need of some serious eyebrow attention and may want to Preparation H the wrinkles under his eyes. That's probably why this person has an uncomfortable smile. That and the fact that the person suffers from both thin lip and short teeth. guinness67

Anonymous said...

She's is hot...she has a sister that is a world class afelete too. One of them busted their arse in the 100m hurdles at the Beijing games.

Anonymous said...

12:54, Simon's hair never looked like that.

Anonymous said...

1:12:

It never looked exactly like that, but pretty close. His was usually a little shorter on the sides. By the way, thanks for agreeing with everything else that I commented on. guinness67

Anonymous said...

Figured it out...Her name is Susanna Kallur, and she is the one whom busted her arse in th e100m hurdles at Beijing...her sister's name is Jenny...born in NY State in 1981, runs for the Swedish team. Her father is Anders Kallur who won four Stanley Cup championships playing for the New York Islanders

Anonymous said...

Man that thing looks tight.

Anonymous said...

You couldn't carry her jock strap.

Anonymous said...

She looks like Martina McBride

Anonymous said...

I think she has an adam's apple...eewwww!!

Anonymous said...

She got a moose knuckle for Chief Kunkle!