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3.31.2009

I Totally Forgot

Britney Spears is in Big D today (and by "Big D" I mean Dallas and not Decatur) as she performs at the AAC. Let me tell you, I won't be the least bit surprised if I don't get a call while I'm sitting on the couch holding my Baylor pennant during the NIT game that says, "Mr. Green, please hold for Ms. Spears. It is in reference to meeting her after the show." Kids, I'll be lucky to make it back in time for Random Thoughts tomorrow. (This pic is the newest one of her on the celebrity web sites. Shorts + Heels = Hawt.)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is not funny. I seriously doubt Ms. Spears will actually call you on your phone tonight. I am not laughing, you Obama-loving liberal. And you misspelled the word "hot," which I know because I am so smart. You kids get off my lawn!!!

Double Fake WordKyle

Anonymous said...

With legs like that...she could squat on meany time. I meant to say she could squat me any time. No, No, what I really meant to say was...oh screw it! I can't concentrate.

Anonymous said...

Kitty Kat girl on RTMT = Hawter...
purrrfect!

Anonymous said...

CHUNKY.....

Anonymous said...

Chunky? Whatever...I'm sure you a 10.

Anonymous said...

Those Shorts + Those Heels = Soooo Not Hawt!!

Anonymous said...

So ick....who really cares about BS anymore??? slutty!

Anonymous said...

I don't care if she gives you a call AFTER the concert...I'm just happy that she didn't cancel on my fun tonight!

Anonymous said...

3:16 (Double Fake wordkyle)-

Your comment made me laugh out loud.

You are funny, funny, funny!

Anonymous said...

"Do me Bubear one more time"

Those were the original lyrics. Oh yes, they were.

Double Fake Britney Spears

Anonymous said...

love love love love love love love britney as you can see in my facebook picture hahaha

Casual Observer said...

Thunder thighs

Anonymous said...

I would still hit that even tho she is a train wreck