3.30.2009

This Is Why I'm A Liberal

Face it, if you right wingers had your way, there wouldn't be a minority within 300 miles of the great State of Texas. And see what you would have missed if you had your way? The greatest Mexican invention in the history of ever: Jean Up. And I don't know who the guy is that did the actual design, but he has to the the Mexican Thomas Edison. Brilliant. Completely brilliant. So, for this brief moment, let's forget about our political differences that separate left from right, good from evil, and right from wrong, and raise your glass to our friends to the South. Mexico, we salute you!

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like the Jean UP - though I disagree with your description of right-wingers / conservatives / republicans / libertarians / or any other word you may use to describe non-liberals.

Also, should right-wingers be hyphenated? Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

First, WHAT IS IT? Underwear? A pill? Magic strings? A nasty-assed girdle that looks all scary and bullet-proof when the jeans come off?

Second, I'm guessing you had a court-appointed appointment that never showed. ?

Anonymous said...

Messicuns talk funny but cook good.

Foghorn said...

Same guy may have invented the ball in cup toy. Do some meaningful research please or this internet thing may be full of inaccurate information.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm are you a serious attorney? I'm not sure I'd pick you for mine. You seem very obsessed with women's anatomy. How old are you?

wordkyle said...

A sad, inaccurate description of your opposition. The girlie pics are fine; your comment about "right wingers" and minorities was ignorant and stupid. Not proving the benefits of a Baylor education very well with this one, BG.

Anonymous said...

Your assumption that all Hispanics are liberal is very condescending and racially biased on your part. A strong majority are very pro life, pro family (the boy/girl kind), and are very interested in faith based legislation. I say that if the Democratic party takes them for granted, they could lose them before they realize it.

And you know that great inventors like Mr Jeans Up become hardcore right wingers when they realize the loss of tax credits for big business when the liberals are in charge.

Barry Green said...

I assumed all Hispanics are liberal? I did? Where?

Xanthippas said...

I say that if the Democratic party takes them for granted, they could lose them before they realize it.

I think I can safely speak for all Democrats nation-wide when I say, we are not at all worried about Republicans stealing the Hispanic vote from us.

Anonymous said...

TurdBile has it screwed down so tight that he can't even see the humor in your post. Enjoy the video, chuckle at Barry's comments, and lighten up, TB. Geez.

Anonymous said...

If right wingers had our way, all liberals would be detained in Gitmo without legal representation. We would welcome all legal aliens.

Anonymous said...

Not sure I follow the logic of why these are liberal...

You may call me Your Majesty. In fact, I insist. said...

Now if our south of the border friends would only invent something for men called Gut In

Anonymous said...

I noticed a lot of fat Messcan women get these big moles with one curly hair stickin right out the middle of it.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 5:52 pm.

As a liberal I am very pro life, pro family (the boy/girl kind), and are very interested in faith based legislation.

You think that the Republican party has the corner market on that? In all due respect you sound very condescending and ignorant.

Anonymous said...

What a dick. You're a liberal because you have a mental disorder, not because Hispanic chicks have nice booty.

Anonymous said...

Opps ... Anon I meant 5:21.

Denney Crane said...

Liberals and conservatives happen to have one special appreciation of "art" in common.

The Real Xanthippas said...

Xanthippas,

I'll bet you can speak for the gay vote too...

Come out of the closet, already, would you?

Being a homo in today’s social and political climate is considered cool; nothing to be ashamed of. We’re a queer friendly nation now, what with all the fruity Democrats running around Washington these days. All of your friends know (or at least suspect) that you like dudes. Your parents won't be surprised either. After hosting all those late night "all guy" D&D marathons... everybody getting a little freaky... the role playing starts to get a little too real. "Sword fighting" takes on a whole new meaning. You know what I'm talking about.

Just get it over with already, Sweetheart.

TRX

Anonymous said...

The Democrats have most of the black vote and most of the wetback vote and a minority of the white vote. Citizenship and voting rights for all illegals is coming. You liberals don't have any competition. So stop picking on us whites. Stop rubbing it in.

Xanthippas said...

TRX,

I am in fact a hermaphrodite, so I guess you're either half right or completely wrong depending on how you look at it.

Anonymous said...

Uh, I don't think Latinas need any help in the butt area. They fine as it is! Holla!

Anonymous said...

Why did BG take his goofy picture down and replace it with some cool dude? Come on BG don't be ashamed of your lameness. Put the psycho mirror pic back up. It just screams mass murderer!

Anonymous said...

Wordkyle - Geez Louise - LIGHTEN UP!

You take yourself (& everything else) way too seriously.

Anonymous said...

It appears, never more clearly than this post, that some of you guys are seriously lacking a sense of humor.

Nothing was serious about Barry's post, but some of you just had to find a way to get offended, or all self-righteous.

Oh the irony.

And Barry - too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans have a short life cycle. They eat too much fat and it causes early death. Barry likes Mexican food. He will die young too unless he gets off the fat pork.

Mexican women look good in jeans until they reach adulthood around 15 years of age and then they gain 150 pounds. Usually they have been over to Parkland Hospital in Dallas a couple of times by then.

Anonymous said...

If Rattlesnakes had wings, they would be right-wingers. However Rattlesnakes don't have wings, so they side-wind to the right. They love Dickhid Cheney. Don't turn your back on a right-winder, lest ya want a fang stuck in it.

Anonymous said...

I know Kyle will be around here sooner or later so you're a Tard no matter what.

Xanthippas said...

It appears, never more clearly than this post, that some of you guys are seriously lacking a sense of humor.

Hmmm...

Mexicans have a short life cycle. They eat too much fat and it causes early death...

9:28...never have truer words been typed.

Anonymous said...

congratulations 10:04

that's the stupidest comment i have read here in two years

Anonymous said...

Hey, wonder how Meghan McCain would look in these?....likely pretty darn good.

This gal just might soften up some of the stiff necks and talk radio blowhards in the Republican party.

wordkyle said...

I "got" the humor - it just wasn't funny. The belief that Conservatives are racist seeps into people's consciousness through throw-away comments like Barry's. Accusations of racism are insidious. They're often cloaked in humor and laughter - and that's how propaganda works.

With Obama implementing so many policies that I oppose, elections and voter attitudes mean more to me than they used to. Let a stupid offhand remark stand? (sorry, BG) Not when people read it and believe it and then vote for candidates like Obama.

Nice commercial, unfunny comment by our esteemed host.

Anonymous said...

just like a damn liberal trying to make someing that it is not. if it is a duck it is a duck if it is a girl with a flabby butt thats what it is.

thank you

your local right wing

Phillip J Hubbell said...

I thought you were a liberal because you were stupid. That's the common reason for liberalism.

M-M said...

And what does a jean design from Mexico have to do with mexicans coming here illegally? Follow the rule of law is all we ask.

Xanthippas said...

Follow the rule of law is all we ask.

Except of course, when it's Republican leaders dealing with nasty, mean, scary and not very nice terrorists.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Comments like today are a perfect example of why politics are overrated.

(and a huge beatdown for the 80% of us that only care during election time.)

(..and no, please don't start with the "get involved" rhetoric now. Just go away. Quickly.)

Anonymous said...

I've a question for you right-wing, conservative, "Republicans". (That is, if there are any real Republicans left in this country!)
Here's my question: Do any of you intellectual giants have a clue what a Liberal is?
Exercise your own thought processes for a change, something new and strange for todays conservative, and look it up in your Funk and Wagnalls.
I'm rather proud to be a Liberal, what are you proud of?

Anonymous said...

This isn't why you're a liberal. You're a liberal because it takes guts and gonads to be a conservative.

Anonymous said...

10:56, i don't know what a "liberal" is,but i know what a "swinger"
is. a guy that wears overalls & no
underwear. hee hee

AnObiter said...

"Gonads, swingers and overalls."

This post. The video. Proof that "the apocalypse is upon us."

And you're going to get arrested one of these days for all of your internet porn-pictures you know. By some scantily clad girl's father in uniform. lol

Anonymous said...

You should take everything in this blog seriously!There is nothing to laugh about here!I do not plant bait here just to get a response out of people of all walks of life.For instance I do not use one bait for carp...one bait for mudsucking mudcat..and I never put pics of land tuna on this blog.So leave your sense of humor at the door and never ..I ..mean never smile!

:)

Fake to the 3rd power...Barry Green

M-M said...

Xanth: What rule of law was not followed in dealing with terrorists? This is a real inquiry, because I don't care what party is involved with whatever, if the rule of law is not followed it's wrong.

Anon 10:56 That's the definition of the word, not the points that define the platform for a political persuasion. I will be the first to admit the republican party has abandoned conservative values and when in power have not governed according to conservative principles and that's why to me there is not much difference in the two parties anymore. But to see what is going on right now and like yesterday having the government fire a ceo from a private corporation and tell another corp. they have to merge with another corp. is outrageous. If you are proud of that and proud of what the liberals are doing, then keep on smiling brother.

Anonymous said...

Barry thinks he is a "liberal". Liberal/Conservative are inaccurate catch-all names or as Word-Kyle might say, "misnomers."

I believe Barry is a left leaning Libertarian who became jaded with the religious people (Baylor?)who inaccurately discribe God and the Bible.

I think many of the so called "Liberals" who post in here would have nothing in common with the belief system or policies of the current Democrat leadership (if they truly understood them. Many so called "Conservatives" posting here don't think like the current Republican leadership.

However, I can understand why the "Liberals" are willing to "throw the baby out with the bath water" when dealing with many judgemental, bigoted and self righteous "Conservatives." Please notice that I said "many" not all.

Anonymous said...

I just figured you were liberal cause all gays are liberal.

Phillip J Hubbell said...

Well before the liberals high jacked the word liberal and made it a synonym for idiot. Liberals once were what conservatives are today and that is people in favor of limited government, individual liberty, free markets and an enlightened self interest that included responsibility for our own lives, i.e. self reliance. Today’s liberals are simply parasites who think the collective is somehow entitled to my efforts and who think the bigger the government is the more prosperous we will become….you know…morons. They are people who think “change” is a policy and “hope” a strategy. I was once a liberal but then I graduated from junior high school and grew a brain.

Click on my name...I have a longer explanation on my blog.

Anonymous said...

you suck, f-ing commie go to iga and look at some real mexican butt just like i do,

just tryin to keep it real


regards

the fake tom bishop

Anonymous said...

Hubbell is way out there, as far has his telescope is. Maybe further. And he is related to Right-Winders and their kin. And his pooty gas floats in space to the Right. Haaha. If Hubbell can make sh!t up, well, it's ok for anybody to.