3.26.2008

And Another


Meet Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40.

Occupation: Substitute Teacher

Alleged victim: 16 going on 17

Trademark Text Message: "Real men only need 20 minutes"

Verdict: Normally, I would convict any teacher who is 40 on the basis of age alone. But take a look at this gal! She's a full fledged cougar that can't help but be seductive. Those eyes! Those lips! Sheesh, it's not her fault. We've got a full fledged middle aged hottie here.

Three years probation.

Next case.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

hotie? I think not. She is showing age in that face already.

Anonymous said...

It was the Lips that got that kid to thinking.....what if?
I'm just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Why the long face?

Pseudonym said...

I'm getting tired of the posts about teachers sleeping with students. It's pretty sad and obvioulsy far too common. I'm sure there are several women charged every day in America. Anyone with me on this?

Crud Bonemeal said...

Since when is 40 considered middle aged? Do you really want that label BG?

Jarhead said...

I'll bet she could suck-start my motorcycle.

Double Fake Mary Kay said...

Yes, pseu, I totally agree. It's obvious Barry is really screwed up in the head.

betty boop said...

I'm with you pseudo...but it is Barry, ya know...

Anonymous said...

I still think of the teachers I had and there was absolutely no chance of this happening...on the other hand there was one who only had use of one hand,,,maybe,,,I;m just saying

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm tired of the fact that Barry only cherry-picks the hot teachers.

Let's see them all!

Anonymous said...

Hottie? You kiddin me? She's a major league skank!

Bulldog said...

NASTY!!! Baylor Homecoming Queen, 1984

Anonymous said...

Look closely at that neck, is that an Adam's Apple?

Anonymous said...

nope.


...next case!

Anonymous said...

Nope. Not tired of it at all.

Bulldog said...

Actually, after a closer look, I think it might be Paula Abdul all pilled up.

Anonymous said...

With beer-googles on, doable.

gern blansten said...

does anybody else think she looks like a she-male, or perhaps a white Prince with long hair?

atvtrlrdr said...

There is nothing wrong with her a few Crown and 7's wouldn't fix.

Anonymous said...

I bet she cleans up good though.

Anonymous said...

Good to see ex Mrs. Barron Green #4 is looking good as always.

Anonymous said...

Looks like her botox lip-job migrated up to her nose.

Silicone Alley said...

Random Thoughts:

-I wonder if that one anonymous poster got mad this morning when he/she saw the Fire Chief drop their kid off at school with FM Vechile.

-I wonder if Decatur smells like A$$ right now?

-I wonder if the "City" just read this comment?

-That just happened!

Anonymous said...

I would spank that Paula Abdul look alikes bottom until she couldn't or wouldn't stand up!

Ryan said...

Jeez people, I enjoy the "And another" posts

Anonymous said...

i would get all up in that
but im 39, and look like the walmart employee of the month.
teddy

Gorilla said...

She's got JBF hair.

Anonymous said...

I think it's hilarious when you post these with your analysis.

lovelit said...

I'm with pseudonym...the shock factor, sadly, is over. Now, it's just pathetic.

jose jose said...

I had a dog looked like that once. Made tacos outa that sumbich

Kingfish said...

Post a story about a female teacher having sex with a student at a motorcycle accident scene...with bewbies...thanks.

Anonymous said...

I've had enough too. OK - BG you've made your point. You wanted to do it with a teacher but never had the chance.....

Get over it!

Anonymous said...

I'd bang her like the bell on the last day of skool.

Think Frustrated said...

Barry, I'm sorry, but I think you're retarded. This lady looks like Jersey trash...

Anonymous said...

Jersey trash ? She'd look like a glazed donut when I got done with her!