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Meet Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40.
Occupation: Substitute Teacher
Alleged victim: 16 going on 17
Trademark Text Message: "Real men only need 20 minutes"
Verdict: Normally, I would convict any teacher who is 40 on the basis of age alone. But take a look at this gal! She's a full fledged cougar that can't help but be seductive. Those eyes! Those lips! Sheesh, it's not her fault. We've got a full fledged middle aged hottie here.
Three years probation.
Next case.
35 comments:
hotie? I think not. She is showing age in that face already.
It was the Lips that got that kid to thinking.....what if?
I'm just sayin.
Why the long face?
I'm getting tired of the posts about teachers sleeping with students. It's pretty sad and obvioulsy far too common. I'm sure there are several women charged every day in America. Anyone with me on this?
Since when is 40 considered middle aged? Do you really want that label BG?
I'll bet she could suck-start my motorcycle.
Yes, pseu, I totally agree. It's obvious Barry is really screwed up in the head.
I'm with you pseudo...but it is Barry, ya know...
I still think of the teachers I had and there was absolutely no chance of this happening...on the other hand there was one who only had use of one hand,,,maybe,,,I;m just saying
Yes, I'm tired of the fact that Barry only cherry-picks the hot teachers.
Let's see them all!
Hottie? You kiddin me? She's a major league skank!
NASTY!!! Baylor Homecoming Queen, 1984
Look closely at that neck, is that an Adam's Apple?
nope.
...next case!
Nope. Not tired of it at all.
Actually, after a closer look, I think it might be Paula Abdul all pilled up.
With beer-googles on, doable.
does anybody else think she looks like a she-male, or perhaps a white Prince with long hair?
There is nothing wrong with her a few Crown and 7's wouldn't fix.
I bet she cleans up good though.
Good to see ex Mrs. Barron Green #4 is looking good as always.
Looks like her botox lip-job migrated up to her nose.
Random Thoughts:
-I wonder if that one anonymous poster got mad this morning when he/she saw the Fire Chief drop their kid off at school with FM Vechile.
-I wonder if Decatur smells like A$$ right now?
-I wonder if the "City" just read this comment?
-That just happened!
I would spank that Paula Abdul look alikes bottom until she couldn't or wouldn't stand up!
Jeez people, I enjoy the "And another" posts
i would get all up in that
but im 39, and look like the walmart employee of the month.
teddy
She's got JBF hair.
I think it's hilarious when you post these with your analysis.
I'm with pseudonym...the shock factor, sadly, is over. Now, it's just pathetic.
I had a dog looked like that once. Made tacos outa that sumbich
Post a story about a female teacher having sex with a student at a motorcycle accident scene...with bewbies...thanks.
I've had enough too. OK - BG you've made your point. You wanted to do it with a teacher but never had the chance.....
Get over it!
I'd bang her like the bell on the last day of skool.
Barry, I'm sorry, but I think you're retarded. This lady looks like Jersey trash...
Jersey trash ? She'd look like a glazed donut when I got done with her!
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