3.27.2008

37 Year Old Woman Has What?

Story.

I'm pretty sure I've never had to express a formal position on nipple rings. I personally find them a pain to put in every morning, but that's just me. I have sensitive skin. But this lady was on Fox 4 a second ago complaining about airport officials making her remove her areola jewelry. (She's the lady in black. The woman in pink is a LA lawyer who will kill her mother to get in front of a camera.)

Ma'am, let me say this in the kindest of terms, you do not need to have anything to do with nipple rings. Use this as a learning experience. Give 'em up.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now it just doesn't seem fair for you to enjoy your nipple rings and not support hers!

mzchief said...

To Barry...
You need to rethink your advice to the nipple ring lady. I am CERTAIN her having nipple rings takes the focus off of her face when she is nude.

Anonymous said...

That is most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Last time I checked nipple rings were not weapons but just a piece of jewelry, like earrings. I wouldn't be waiting on an apology, I'd be taking someone to court. I'm all about security in the airport especially after what happened in 2001, but come on folks your taking it a little bit too far.

Anonymous said...

I wish Cochran was still alive. A similar thing happened to me but it was with my Prince Albert.

Anonymous said...

The TSA did a service for us all. About the only useful thing they've done.

Anonymous said...

I wonder... did she get them pierced before or after she became a woman?

Anonymous said...

wouldn't the nipple rings get scratched from dragging on the ground when she is nude?

bigfan said...

apparently the lady was "upset" was due to TSA officials were "snickering" while they provided pliers to her, to remove one of the said rings. IRT 8:31, she should have meen able to manipulate those puppies, to get the rings out pretty fast.

Barry,

Why you hate'n on Gloria?

Anonymous said...

I saw it on the news this morning, and is it just me or does she have look like Gene Simmons.

Bulldog said...

Nipple rings are so convenient. Just hang your keys on them and you never loose them again.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, with the settlement she receives she will get someone to pierce a bag over her head!

Anonymous said...

and do i feel sorry for her? uhhhh-NO!!!!!! HURRAY FOR TSA!!! ANY woman who would do that to her self needs a shrink too,, and thats not only an opinion, but fact.

Anonymous said...

I bet mzchief has a nipple and belly button ring and that's cool with me.

mzchief said...

To anonymous 1:53...
The ONLY things I have pierced are my EARS. I was 13 and passed out when the Dr. pierced the first ear and had she not pierced the second ear prior to my regaining consciousness I would being going for the pirate look and have only ONE ear pierced.

Anonymous said...

She would also be the type to gratuitously bring up the subject of the rings all the time and FORCE you to think about her boobies all night.(but not in a good way)