Name: Kelly Sweet, 26
Occupation: 8th Grade Teacher
Alleged Victim: 14 Years of Age
Offense: Uh, they sure use some weird terms in Wisconsin.
Verdict: That kind of looks like a hard 26 but she has an otherwise cute face. Maybe it's the hair. That kind of got to me. And with a name like Sweet, who could possibly lock her up? I'll vote for two years probation.
(Thanks to Jacksboro embedded reporter and emailer)