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3.25.2008

And Another

Name: Kelly Sweet, 26

Occupation: 8th Grade Teacher

Alleged Victim: 14 Years of Age

Offense: Uh, they sure use some weird terms in Wisconsin.

Verdict: That kind of looks like a hard 26 but she has an otherwise cute face. Maybe it's the hair. That kind of got to me. And with a name like Sweet, who could possibly lock her up? I'll vote for two years probation.

Next case.

(Thanks to Jacksboro embedded reporter and emailer)

13 comments:

Silicone Alley said...

That is a VERY hard 26. And not cute at all BG!!! Your verdict was a little to soft in my opinion.

Jarhead said...

LOL. "Mound."

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone was feeding the teach more than an apple a day.

Anonymous said...

Man why couldn't she have been my teacher when I was 14. There were times a cat couldn't scratch it and there were times it was like a broke drum,you just couldn't beat it.

Nomasayin.

Anonymous said...

We are talking 14 years olds here folks. These ladies who have sex with young children are no different than a man who does the same thing with a young girl or boy.

Anonymous said...

Looks like ole 1:36 is new to these here parts fellers and gals.

Anonymous said...

Naughty teacher! She needs a spankin! The offense report, that's some good readin!
Everyone ask "Where were they when I was in school?" I ask, where are they NOW?

Hot4teach said...

I would have messed around with her ALL she wanted and she probably wouldn't have even gone to jail. Oh,well.

Anonymous said...

I'll give her cute. She looks like a soccer mom.

Anonymous said...

So, at booking, do ALL females have to wash all the makeup off their faces? or do just teachers have to do that.

Anonymous said...

Why don't we get her together with the new Runaway Bay preacher. He'd do her and maybe get another forgivness. No harm done. Then she wouldn't even have to mess with the kids.

Anonymous said...

Ever heard, or known, of a teacher that quit her job to open an antique store? I haven't. Guess they don't like "old wood".

Anonymous said...

All these people ruining their lives because they are all horned up and probably more importantly,lonely.