4.04.2007

Wedding Bells

Well, it looks like Megan Henderson finally heard about my unhealthy infatuation with her and sent me an autographed photo. (Actually, it went through Sheriff David Walker who delivered it to me today. Man, that guy is connected.) But if you'll look closely at this scanned-in reproduction you'll see what looks like a little heart by her name. Yep, I think she's sweet on me.

Megan, I'll stalk you wait for you until you love me - because true love waits - at least for a couple of weeks. And if that funny-guy-anchor Tim Ryan tries to come between us, he's got another thing coming. Same goes for that soft spoken Jeff Crilley. (My voice is much deeper than his, and I won't get choked up like he does during sensitive situations. Does he really talk that softly in person?) It would be sooooo much fun to go out in Decatur. Do you like the Salad Wagon at K-Bob's? It's the best in town. Do you like chicken fried steak with lots of gravy? Afterwards, we could go to the new Lowe's and look at power tools and stuff. Hearts & Kisses, Barry.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should start hanging out at West Village in Dallas. The last few times I have been there I have seen Meghan Henderson shopping and having lunch at Taco Dinner. She is very cute and really tiny.You might have a better chance stalking her in Dallas.Good Luck!

Anonymous said...

Barry - You Da Man!

Anonymous said...

That breaks my attraction to Channel 4, Heather is out on baby leave and now Megan fell in love. She has that bestest legs on my tv, Maria Sotolonga will the next idol, but she is also married. We need some single FOXES.

mzchief said...

To Barry...
Are you going to invite ALL of us to the abduction ahhh...uhhh...errr...WEDDING?
*;)

Anonymous said...

I hope this does not send you over the edge but she is out of your league short stuff

Anonymous said...

power tools???? didn't know you were so kinky

Anonymous said...

barry, she works for 'fox'. it is , and she is, way too conservative for you. she may even be against the killing of an 8 1/2 month old fetus. which you think is perfectly ok.

Anonymous said...

Ignor those morons, pigeye. SIC'EM!!!

Anonymous said...

what does whe write on the pict? i can't read all of it.

Anonymous said...

Barron you are such a man about town, taking a lady to the K-Bob's.

Anonymous said...

give us a 'boob' shot of her , barry

Collectionsite said...

Barry if you play your cards right I think it could happen. But then again a woman with all her teeth and without a prison record may not be the best fit for Wise County.

But what the heck .. Frilly's can always use another "Bar Fly".

Anonymous said...

I guess the Sheriff is connected if he can get Meghan to send you a photo Barry. One for sure guess, is the Sheriff is connected through the very beautiful Lari Barager. The Sheriff and you have great taste. Barry I am working on a fundraiser, will you and the Sheriff allow us to auction off a dinner with each of you?

Anonymous said...

Lousy fundraiser idea. Nobody would pay.

Anonymous said...

Barry I think Megan is in your league. Have some balls and ask her out. Hell you Megan, Lari Barager and the Sheriff could hit downtown Dallas or Ft. Worth. All of us followers on the BLOG would love to see a pic of that.

Anonymous said...

Barry, your situation reminds me of the Ole Whisperin Bill Anderson tune "Peanuts and Diamonds.

Anonymous said...

7:52am, your agenda is getting old. Take it elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:34
you may want to specify that it is JUST A DINNER date. I doubt the buyers at the auction will confuse that but the "contestants" just may!

Anonymous said...

Megan is great looking, how come she is never in Wise County. Hell Lari Barager covers A LOT of the Sheriff's stuff and she too is HOT. Sheriff, keep up the good work on getting the hot reporters to come into Wise County.

Anonymous said...

4:04 the reason Megan is never in Wise COunty is because BARRY will only take her to K-Bobs. The Sheriff takes Barager to Sweetie Pies..........

Anonymous said...

anon 4:04 I bet she covers more of the sheriffs stuff than we care to know.

Anonymous said...

So has the High Sheriff married a FOX lady yet?

Anonymous said...

If you can get the Sheriff to agree to meet for drinks on the Patio at West Village? Let's say Saturday at 5pm. Then I will bring Meghan. We can call it a double stalking......I mean a double date!!!!:)