3.20.2006

SXSW

The Dallas Morning News over the last seven days has spent countless column inches covering Austin's South By Southwest music festival. Does anyone read that stuff? I mean, how interesting can it be reading about bands you've never heard of?

2 comments:

All Cattle No Hat said...

To really provide a feel for what it's like to be there, a newspaper would have to show pictures of empty beer bottles, wrappers and a mountain of garbage; not to mention urine flowing in the cracks of the bricks and masonry in the alleys and from underneath the stink-o-potties. And don't forget the saggy young boobs and nips with tats and piercings. And a scratch and sniff section would be nice, so we could smell some body odor, puke, beer, and cheap smokes.

Anonymous said...

Heck, if I want to see that, I don't need to drive to Austin, we can just go to the Wise County Reunion.