Saturday Morning Pick Me Up

Not related. At least the pictures aren't.

Allow Me To Retort

The above screenshot is a portion of a prior blog I wrote back in April. I'm reposting it because a Tarrant County grand jury quietly declined to indict him yesterday. What's the phrase? "Which office do I go to to get my reputation back?"

"Wreck with carflight west boyd on 114"

What does this headline mean along with this tiny pic? I have no idea. But someone was kind enough to send it to me this evening. Yeah, it may not be the work of Joe Duty and Robert Morgan, but it's news.

Details won't hold us back. Potential misinformation won't hold us back. This is The Blog: Printing rumor and innuendo for two years. And if someone is kind enough to tip me off to something, I'm running with it. Godspeed.

Any Guesses?

Story.

And Jerry Jones won't say how much the personal seat licenses will be (the purchaser will have the right to renew his season ticket every year.)

But for reference: The Cowboys used "seat options" (same basic concept, kinda) in the early 1970s to finance Texas Stadium. They cost $250 way back then.

I think the Texas Motor Speedway used personal seat licenses, but I don't know how much they cost.

Edit: A faithful reader has discovered that the Cowboys sell a handful of PSLs right now for Texas Stadium.

There Is . . .

. . . some news about OJ today, but the pictures that are popping up featuring OJ are far more entertaining.

100% Gold

So a guy in Minnesota allegedly steals a cell phone and a purse from a woman and then tells her to remove her shoes because he is going to suck her feet. Ok, I've seen worse. Actually, who hasn't thought about the combination robbery & toe suck? But, for a moment, pretend that you just became the guy's court appointed lawyer. You go to the jail. Take your seat. And in he walks. If you don't do anything else the rest of the day, you gotta take a look at him.

Edgumacation

There was quite a bit of stirring this week when a New York Times / CBS News Poll revealed that one in three Americans believe that Saddam Hussein was directly involved in the 9/11 attacks. I thought that time was clouding everyone's memory. When I finally found the actual report (click to enlarge), I was surprised to learn that this misconception used to be worse!

Our Annual Local Story of Starving Horses Or Dogs

Fox 4 . . . . . News.

Friday Crowd Pleaser

Incredibly slow news day. Nothing got my attention this morning. Absolutely nothing. And when the Messenger's Update leads with "Football Tonight" and a blurb about street paving in Decatur, I don't feel so bad.

So I'll please the masses with that Matthew guy and his hot Brazilian girlfriend.

Victory Park

I went down to Victory Park in Dallas last night and you have to go see it. This pic is an old one and doesn't do it justice. There is now a high definition screen on the front of the American Airlines Center which is massive - 50 feet across? And the two screens on the side break up into four smaller screens and move move horizontally along the buildings.

Throw in three fountains that rise out of the ground along the center of concourse and you have quite the scene.

(And, I was there to be in the studio audience of The Gordon Keith Show - more on that later. Good times.)

Distance

Once in a blue moon (whatever that means), I visit www.BaylorFans.com which has a message board that is, uh, boring.

But I grabbed this screen shot today (click to . . . uh, you know) and that first ad should cause some concern for the Baylor Faithful. Sic' em?

Mandy Moore

For a Thursday afternoon pick-me-up.

Slight Double Take

I have to admit that I had to re-read that last line. But I guess it's grammatically correct.

Britney's New Home

Pic.

Source.

Even Though . . .

. . . they look like they might be from Wise County, they aren't. Why they are in the news here.

"Family First" On The Blog?

Ok, this poll is still open, but we have some shocking results going on. The majority are married? And the overwhelming leader are those that take their vows for the first time and actually honor them? What is wrong with you people?

I think I'm beginning to figure The Blog's (mild) popularity out: It is the only place that married guys can go on the Internet and see the occasional pic of a hot woman and not get in trouble.

What Is Going On Here?

There's nothing I enjoy more than waking up at the crack of dawn to the sweet voice of Fox 4 morning personality Megan Henderson. That voice will sadly be on the TV that I left on all night, but I know she secretly wants me. It gives me a reason to live.

But for two or three days in a row she has been replaced by new hire Krystle Gutierrez. This is unacceptable. For two reasons:

(1) First, what is up with that name? At first I was certain that she had to be Hispanic but then I realized she probably engaged in a practice that is illegal in Wise County: Interracial marriage. But that doesn't explain that first name. Krystle? How about a good old American spelling of "Crystal"? Obviously, her parents or uppity which means she is probably uppity. Strike one.

(2) She's kind of hot, but not quite the wise arse that Megan is. But I decided to check her out. I learned on her blog (lord, those corporate censored blogs are painful to read), that she recently got married. I had figured that out already due to the Hispanic thing (see above). But what really shocked me was that I learned she was married to some guy on the Fox News Channel (the big one)! She wisely refused to name him (since she is probably having second thoughts), but she did reveal that he covers stories "in the Southwest." Megan would never marry a Fox Network guy. Strike two.

Megan, come back soon. I'm reaching for the Paxil. Things aren't good.

Wife . . .

. . . #9.