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There's nothing I enjoy more than waking up at the crack of dawn to the sweet voice of Fox 4 morning personality Megan Henderson. That voice will sadly be on the TV that I left on all night, but I know she secretly wants me. It gives me a reason to live.
But for two or three days in a row she has been replaced by new hire Krystle Gutierrez. This is unacceptable. For two reasons:
(1) First, what is up with that name? At first I was certain that she had to be Hispanic but then I realized she probably engaged in a practice that is illegal in Wise County: Interracial marriage. But that doesn't explain that first name. Krystle? How about a good old American spelling of "Crystal"? Obviously, her parents or uppity which means she is probably uppity. Strike one.
(2) She's kind of hot, but not quite the wise arse that Megan is. But I decided to check her out. I learned on her blog (lord, those corporate censored blogs are painful to read), that she recently got married. I had figured that out already due to the Hispanic thing (see above). But what really shocked me was that I learned she was married to some guy on the Fox News Channel (the big one)! She wisely refused to name him (since she is probably having second thoughts), but she did reveal that he covers stories "in the Southwest." Megan would never marry a Fox Network guy. Strike two.
Megan, come back soon. I'm reaching for the Paxil. Things aren't good.
19 comments:
i'd do her in a heartbeart! have you been in walmart lately to see what wise county has to offer? overweight woman who dress in sweat pants, tank tops with no bra on, have dentures, wear sandles that give them foot rashes and have 10-year old kids that are nearly weigh 200 pounds.
bring it in, krystle G!
Barry, you're drinking while blogging. Holy wtf?
10:25 -
And what do people think when they look at you? I'm betting you're no Brad Pitt.
There's your problem anon 10:25 -you are trying to pick up women in Decatur Walmart! Walmart isn't a singles bar and you probably need to find a more appropriate place to check out women. Just sayin'.
First, I don't know very many women that get "all gussied up" to go to Walmart and although I have seen some of the slobs you mentioned, I've seen just as many women that take pride in their appearance shopping there.
Second, how many men dress to impress when they make a trip to Autozone? They all look like they just came out from under a bridge in Ft. Worth. They are in their stained, ripped up work clothes, sweaty, covered in grease and smell to the heavens, but what would you expect? They are obviously working something and are on a mission-get what they need and get out.
Why would Walmart be any different for a busy mother & wife in a hurry to get home, cook dinner and get it on the table?
She's got Barry dangling from her lips..you know..a dangle Barry.
Chip Waggoner does nothing for you Barron?
I think she is plum Fugly !
I find it annoying the way she overpronounces her last name. She is pure white bread, but she's "Goochyedez."
Kudos on your commentary... there's hope for you yet.
Krystle - makes perfect sense to me since her husband is probably Kris Guteirrez. Now that's a fine looking man!
(If it will make her look hotter, Barry, her husband is currently in High Island surveying/reporting on the damage.)
I can't stand the way she pronounces execution.
EGGSECUTION
WHERE DID MY MEGAN GO???? I NEED MY MEGAN HENDERSON...
Maybe the prime time, Heather has a baby and doesn't bleach anymore because it's time to go wide angle.
DID we miss something here besides wide thighs on the "prime time". WE need UPDATES on the blog not the MESS of our times.
Did you see the standup interview they did this morning? She's an Amazon. She stands almost a foot taller than Tim. She must be sitting on the floor behind the desk.
Megan's not bad, but I still miss Julia.
Megan is by far the hottest thing going on local tv.. Barry, you might need to make "who is the hottest local tv personality" your next poll..
I would drink Megan's bath water.
Ok, ya pushed it too far here. Number one: my cousin is her best friend. She is a great person. She's not a snooty rich girl. Her parents were complete weirdos (kinda like you)and didn't want her, so a couple was nice enough to take her in and raise her in a Christian enviroment. She has worked her butt off for as far as she has made it. She's had it hard and she is getting what she deserves. get over her name spelling? There is no American way. you idiot! You are a prejudice weirdo-strike one. and you are an idiot-strike two. and oh yeah get a life and stop criticizing people for your own person gain-strike three. and your name is spelled funny-strike four. by the way i am a 13 year old writitng this to you. Oh yeah. want some Ice for that BURN!!!?
your name is spelled weird to, i wouldn't be surprised if you look weird too, which is probably tru.
but did yall see what she had on this am, dang! shes's got a name? a face? legs?
guess I'll look for those tomorrow am :)
Wow whats with the stupid strike comments! im a broadcast student and I actually toured the studios with her today she is a great person and gorgeous so STOP HATING!!!! Just saying!
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