The Campaign For DA

9.14.2007

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So a guy in Minnesota allegedly steals a cell phone and a purse from a woman and then tells her to remove her shoes because he is going to suck her feet. Ok, I've seen worse. Actually, who hasn't thought about the combination robbery & toe suck? But, for a moment, pretend that you just became the guy's court appointed lawyer. You go to the jail. Take your seat. And in he walks. If you don't do anything else the rest of the day, you gotta take a look at him.