The Campaign For DA

12.12.2016

Religion vs. Santa: Who Ya Got?


Credit to BagOfNothing for the video.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Apparently, dentists are mythical in his world as well.

Anonymous said...

Humans are a most curious species

Fake ET Bigfoot

Anonymous said...

I hope a bunch of guys in Santa suits show up at his dime store church this Sunday and let the air out of the tires of his Prius.

Anonymous said...

There's not? Damn it.
DF Easter Bunny

Anonymous said...

YOU LOST SNOWFLAKE. GET OVER IT.

Anonymous said...

Santa is for little kids. Little kids that after a couple years fully realize Santa is not real, and move on. And little kids that, according to scripture, are "protected" from hell, guaranteed to be in the arms of Jesus, etc. until they are old enough (beyond Santa-believing years) to be able to accept of reject Christ. This pastor's actions are not only mean, but pointless to his purpose of having everyone instead place their hearts and faith in the hands of a God that can't seem to unlock a car door or crack a window if one of those little kids were accidentally left in a hot car.

Anonymous said...

12:15 is confused.

Anonymous said...

12:15

I would add, it is all relative as to which fairy tale one wishes to believe in.

Anonymous said...

So, a pastor with an imaginary friend thinks his imaginary friend is more important than the imaginary friend that parents say dresses up in a red suit?

Anonymous said...

I'm a Christian but there is a place for Santa and the magic of Christmas for the kiddos. Man, this is just fires me up and I'm so glad I was not there. This is why church attendance is down because of yahoos like this fool.

Anonymous said...

There is no god, santa, jesus, etc.. So watching people in line get upset over the fairy tale master's version of made up stuff is an interesting study. Threatening violence over lies is weird, but telling people how to raise their kids and what they should tell them is weird too. Free yourselves from the time waste of religion. Life is much better.

Anonymous said...

7:04 -
Actually, there is no you or me.
There is no air, earth or freedom.
There is nothing and nothing is good.
Good however is nothing and should be neither better or worse than nothing else.
You shouldn't raise kids nor should they raise you, you shouldn't speak nor should you be spoken too.
You do not exist, therefore you shouldn't pontificate because you are not. Thank you

Anonymous said...

If the pastor wants to be technical about things and wants to be 100% truthful then he should enlighten his "followers" that December 25th was designated the day to celebrate the birth of Christ in the year 336. If he was to truly be a believer of God and not the leader of a hate group that tries to use religion as his excuse then he would know that Jesus was actually born in the Spring, probably March.

Anonymous said...

What I got from this video is that based on the fact that this guy was still upright at the end of the video is evidence that people in Amarillo have lightened up since I went to college there.

Anonymous said...



8:17am - Thanks Socrates that was enlightening.

Will the moon ever be full again?

Anonymous said...

9:15am - Yes it will be and you will continue to be a douche as well.

Anonymous said...

7:11-
You say I don't exist, but immediately thank me. You claim we are not real... but that implies that something is. Pontificating is reserved for the tangible, yet I did it. Logic escapes you, but I'll use it.

Anonymous said...

10:59

You are God, aren't you? You know everything and you voted for free farts in elementary school. You smiled at a pumpkin and it made you horny. I admire your Earth and thank you for letting me live here. I'd like to send you a card but I don't know your name but I can just call you God because you know everything. Do you still suck?

Thanks for the garden. It is unique but totally false. I like the way it sits on your head but you should keep your mouth closed after midnight.

One more thing, do not eat the children you abort. There are penalties for skating. I can rush about and purchase a gift for you for Christmas but then you'd be angry so never mind. Barry has a fish tank. Please go sit in it.

Bless me, 10:59, for I have made fun of you and all that is within you; bless your holy number and kiss your girlfriend's elbow. Do these things in my name

Anonymous said...

Do not have to watch it- from the screen grab he LOOKS crazy.

Anonymous said...

Then you can rinse in my douche water and be clean grasshopper
Thank you

Anonymous said...

And you can kiss the sidewalk in front of BG's office but you'll have to wait for tomorrow's edition. You gargle with your own douche water and sit in sh*t during the playoffs. Everybody knows you are a monster.