When I run for sheriff, I am going to wear a big Mexican sombrero everyday and grow a handle-bar mustache. And I'm going to carry a sawed off 44-40 lever action rifle in a holster like Steve McQueen in Wanted: Dead or Alive. And I'm going to hire a 400 pound former sumo wrestler named Kono as my Chief Deputy. God told me to. It was either him speaking to me or the tequila.
DF The Next Sheriff candidate Chosen by the Lord Almighty or Jose Cuervo
It doesn't matter what the votes add up to, I am the Sheriff of Wise County. God told me so over my car radio. I shall execute a pincer offensive on your compound to take office.
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about time WC got a real sherrif.
Can we do away with cowboy hats in law enforcement. They are not practical for the job!
When I run for sheriff, I am going to wear a big Mexican sombrero everyday and grow a handle-bar mustache. And I'm going to carry a sawed off 44-40 lever action rifle in a holster like Steve McQueen in Wanted: Dead or Alive. And I'm going to hire a 400 pound former sumo wrestler named Kono as my Chief Deputy. God told me to. It was either him speaking to me or the tequila.
DF The Next Sheriff candidate Chosen by the Lord Almighty or Jose Cuervo
5:57 You got my vote!
Skippy, That's not the paper above the fold. That's the whole front page.
Is he a Ni...
Now there's a movie reference that translates well into real life. You know, because of all the racists here.
Top that, TF.
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Rhome
I am so sorry
Poor Rhome
It doesn't matter what the votes add up to, I am the Sheriff of Wise County. God told me so over my car radio. I shall execute a pincer offensive on your compound to take office.
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Too many Brandon Davis signs by the funeral home in Decatur. They need to bury that campaign.
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