The Campaign For DA

3.02.2016

Above The Fold


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

about time WC got a real sherrif.

Anonymous said...

Can we do away with cowboy hats in law enforcement. They are not practical for the job!

Anonymous said...

When I run for sheriff, I am going to wear a big Mexican sombrero everyday and grow a handle-bar mustache. And I'm going to carry a sawed off 44-40 lever action rifle in a holster like Steve McQueen in Wanted: Dead or Alive. And I'm going to hire a 400 pound former sumo wrestler named Kono as my Chief Deputy. God told me to. It was either him speaking to me or the tequila.

DF The Next Sheriff candidate Chosen by the Lord Almighty or Jose Cuervo

Anonymous said...

5:57 You got my vote!

Anonymous said...

Skippy, That's not the paper above the fold. That's the whole front page.

Anonymous said...

Is he a Ni...

Now there's a movie reference that translates well into real life. You know, because of all the racists here.

Top that, TF.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Election Results

Rhome

I am so sorry

Poor Rhome

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what the votes add up to, I am the Sheriff of Wise County. God told me so over my car radio. I shall execute a pincer offensive on your compound to take office.

DF Sheriff Rhome Wacko

Anonymous said...

Too many Brandon Davis signs by the funeral home in Decatur. They need to bury that campaign.