The Campaign For DA

12.04.2014

I Present The Most Bizarre Texas Lawyer Video In The History Of Ever



A couple of guys at the courthouse couldn't wait to tell me about this video this morning. And when they tried to describe it, it gave me Confused Head.

But I had no idea.

I can't explain the first part. (It is borderline NSFW unless a guy wearing underwear and getting oiled up is acceptable in your work place.)

The second part is the guy on the phone with the State Bar of Texas which won't approve his phone number of DWI-KING. (Uh, that would have to be approved?)  His anger is what prompted the video.

Side note: He's done bits before.  And he's a 2001 graduate of the University of Texas Law School.

Second side note: When can I retire from this "profession"?

13 comments:

Sam Brows said...

I watched two minutes of this...and now I need a bath.

Anonymous said...

Man, Judge Fine has really lost it.

Triple Fake... said...

I only got thru one minute.
That's the evolution of Idiocracy

Katy Anders said...

It appears that his website is www.dwibadass.com .

On that site he states that he "Takes easy cases all the way to trial" and "Makes demands that others view as unreasonable."

Also, he sometimes does videos where he rolls around in his underwear.

So, get ready to have your negative impression of lawyers changed...

Anonymous said...

For my money, the phrases "Takes easy cases all the way to trial" and "Makes demands that others view as unreasonable" = a**hole/bad lawyer.

Every profession has morons. Why do ours have to make TV commercials proving it?

Anonymous said...

"What other lawyer can say they would rather go to jail than lose a case...and be able to back it up." ~ www.dwibadass.com

The absence of a question mark at the end of his question suggests that details don't matter.

DF www.punctuationbadass.com

Baylor Too said...

He's got a really good point about that "Superlawyer" crap. They should shut that popularity contest down!

Anonymous said...

I am washing my eyes out with bleach after having watched that baby oil thing.

DF Percey Foreman

Anonymous said...

Could this guy be a bareister?

Anonymous said...

I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cuz some people belive anything they hear.

Anonymous said...

5:43...thanks for posting a Fark meme from 5 years ago.

Anonymous said...


Don't ever do that to us again....

df slick willy

Anonymous said...

*sigh* This is a college friend of my husband. He at one time was bucking for a reality show.