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11.21.2012

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts


  • Mitt Romney pumping gas looks like he is hung over.
  • I wonder how many Black-Friday-Someone-Gets-Trampled stories there will be.
  • I'm planning on running the Fort Worth, instead of the Dallas, Turkey Trot this year. Just seems right to make some changes.
  • There's a lady catching grief for posing for a very disrespectful photo at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier which has gone viral. She's working hard to distance from it. 
  • Some college kid scored 138 points in a basketball game last night. I think that tells me more about the opponent than the kid. Edit: Deadspin is calling the game "a sham" with an explanation of what a mockery it was. 
  • It's amazing it took 49 years to get a historical marker for the place of the death of J.D. Tippett.
  • There were two Indians convicted of murder and sentenced to death in Jack County in 1871. The murder occurred on May 18th with a trial on July 6th. Amazingly, the governor. Surprisingly, they were released two years later simply as a symbolic gesture to help with Indian relations. "The Trial of Satanta and Big Tree." 
  • I'm not sure how the NFL survives the concussion lawsuit/concussion problem. They have attempted to make the elimination of concussions a priority but they seem to be happening more than ever. And those guys are just going to get bigger and faster.
  • A sexual assault of a male caused a crime alert to go out at UNT last night.




38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, Good Friday, the start joy to the world and peace on earth.......

Somehow the spirit of Christmas and folks getting trampled don't go together.

Anonymous said...

Hamas is a very peaceful, liberal, sect of the Muslim world who are trying hard to gain the respect and admiration of all so everyone can join in the voluntary worship of Mohammad.

Hamas would never ever kill their own people or children for the sake of putting them in a staged setting and declaring those children were killed by the evil empire of Israel.

Hamas would never kill one random person, and drag him behind a motorcycle and claim him to be a spy.

Hamas = Peace

Anonymous said...

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

RTG: Jeez, check out the thunder thighs and cankles on that broad, NOT GOOD BG!

Triple Fake... said...

Some folks are expressing amazement that Mitt pumps his own gas and looks disheveled. Did everybody skip over the part of the story where he and the Mrs. watched the new Twilight movie? Breaking Dawn, right? I could understand if he went to see the remade Red Dawn, or if he wanted to avoid the new movie about a twice-elected former president, but...!

that guy said...

The chubby chasers need a few more minutes of quality time before they express their pleasure with the RTG. Bacon is probably getting greasy as we speak.

Hangover is putting it gently. Before the hurricane, polling made it look like he was running away with it.

Markers commemorating the site of someones death irks me. He already had a place in the history books, do we really need to know the exact site where he bled out.

Facebook probably ruins more lives than anything else. Apparently we have become a generation of attention whores. Aside from that, the woman is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

BFG scale: 9/10

I like em thick and Iike em proud.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

The NFL survives the concussion lawsuit problem by hanging the plaintiffs with their own words about lying to stay in the game. See Troy Polamalu and Brian Urlacher as Exhibits A and B.

http://m.nfl.com/news/09000d5d82aa47d6/

http://m.commercialappeal.com/news/2012/nov/15/bears-urlacher-id-lie-about-having-concussion/?
partner=RSS

Anonymous said...

I hope Rhome finally gets that EMT and paid staff so that they can respond to the nut cases who will camp out for Black Friday specials and fight at Dollar General over tacky plastic sunflower windmills for their yard.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Santana is one of my favorite rockers. Loved his guitar work on Evil Ways. But what is this about a trial in Jacksboro for murder. He has never been to Jack County. Rockers are good people & I'll say that.......

What, you meant Satanta, not Santana? Well, Never Mind.

DF Emily Litella

Anonymous said...

If you gave a bball to any aged person and said ill give you ten minutes to score 130 points without a defense.....it would be hard to do.

That's not to say bball isn't as gay as soccer.
Just because you run that doesn't mean your hot sport opinions will make sense.

Your comment on the huffington post Romney pic is he looks "Hung over"?
Give us an impromptu pic of Barak Obama, or better
yet, give us one of you. Leave us a caption block, please.

The Indian post is a good post.....except for the part where they were released. The little red devils.

DF Governor Lepetomaine

Anonymous said...

Romney could solve our energy problem if he would just keep his tires inflated at the proper pressure.

Anonymous said...

It would be too funny if one of those errant Hamas rockets hit Lindsey Stone in the ass.

Anonymous said...

There's a lady catching grief for posing for a very disrespectful photo at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier which has gone viral. She's working hard to distance from it.

That is the face of the people who elected and re-elected Obama!

Anonymous said...

Random Thoughts Girl is she doing the Robot?

Anonymous said...

9:37 will have their company saved by Bain.

Anonymous said...

Rhome needs a splash park, not a fire department. Then we can see thick random thought girls scissor in the water while the city council is driving by looking for tall grass violations in crown point.

Cleverly Disguised said...

RTG

EXCELLENT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Boyd is cool

Anonymous said...

RTG: Well, I've prolly had worse...

Anonymous said...

8:39,

It's BLACK Friday, not Good Friday, coming up this week.

Anonymous said...

If everything is a dollar all the time, how do you have a sale?

Anonymous said...

10:33 Everythings 99 cents on sale, that's how!!!

10:25...You keep telling yourself that, but any Friday where you can get a 147" TV for 20 bucks is a "Good" Friday!!!

Anonymous said...

The description of the two assailants in the Denton case failed to mention "matching pink shirts with a huge rainbow splashed across the front" but they did mention a “very dark faux hawk.” What the hell is a “very dark faux hawk.”????? Is that something to do with his wanger?



Anonymous said...

I feel discriminated against and demand a White Friday...NOW!

Anonymous said...

Well, that disrespectful pig's parents at the tomb of the unknown state, “She had no intention of upsetting or offending anyone. It was poor judgment and she regrets every part of it.”

Excuse me? Just what were her intentions when she flipped the bird and yelled at this location?

Evidently the apple didn't fall far from the tree. What a STUPID thing for anyone to say -- she had no intention...!

People, when you do stuff like this and then want to write it off as something stupid that you didn't mean any harm by -- that makes you a complete and total idiot and loser!! God gave you a brain so USE IT!

Pig should lose her job and I hope this "stunt" follows her around for the rest of her days! Facebook people....keep it going!


Anonymous said...

Anyone who will drag a corpse anywhere for "show" is not human but demon!

Hamas should be annihilated!

Triple Fake... said...

I'm working on a salt&pepper version of the reverse faux hawk - not much hair down the middle!


Since we have only a month until December 21, 2012 I have a question for the resident expert or anyone that knows the answer:
Lots of holiday planning to do during that week - some things I am looking forward to and others, not so much.
When the end comes, will it happen at the start of the 21st, 12:01am; start of the business day; COB; or midnight?

Anonymous said...

If you are running out of pictures of girls, you can reuse old ones. Please no more bigs.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

Good question, Triple Fake. I guess if we don't hear the BBC World Service 0:00 GMT, we'll know the ancient Mayans accurately predicted Zulu Time.

Anonymous said...

Triple Fake,
Go ahead and max out your credit cards, it will be OK in a few weeks. Hey, how about you send me one of your cards and I will help you out. I think the expert has already crawled in his hole with his years supply of beans and bacon.

Anonymous said...

SO MALONE SAID THAT IN HIS OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE THE DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT...DOES HE HAVE A LAWYER YET?


I'M AVAILABLE
DF BEELZEBUB

Anonymous said...

So, per the husband, Samantha was a wonderful mother, but the last few months left her kids with him to be with a Malone. He and Malone are saying do drugs are alcohol was involved. I doubt that very seriously. Husband said she was scared because Malone threatened to kill her. This is a very stinking story. Would be best for the husband to admit the drugs so Malone does not get off on insanity.

Anonymous said...

God bless Hillary. She got them to quit shooting at each other to give Hamas time to regroup and reload.

Anonymous said...

think Malone evaded arrest long enough to get the drugs out of his system? Yes, yes I think he did. I hope I do not get on the jury..I want the death penalty. He should never walk the streets again, that is for SURE! Bet they find drugs in her body though. She better have a better reason to abandon her kids than she was scared of Malone..that is B.S! The family is just trying to save her reputation, at least until they have all the donations they think they can get. The community owes this family nothing...the kids have a daddy..he is supposed to be the provider. I will donate my money to WARM for the abused wives who have sense enough to ask for it and the children who have abusive fathers & mothers.

Anonymous said...

The sister in law commented on the Messenger. To protect her name she was not cheating on Malone, she wanted to see her kids who were with her ex. and, yes a fund is set up for the kids and they just had to spend $300. on the oldest child for medication. This is normal costs for raising children, why are they begging for money? I hope CPS checks them out.

Anonymous said...

The idiot press person for the Messenger tried to make some kind of hillbilly heros out of them before when they locked everyone up but Mama.Said they were born a hundred years to late or some s-i* like that .A hundred years the neighbors would have hanged them all.They had no repeat offenders.THE GOOD OLE DAYS!!!

Anonymous said...

Praise Obama's name and Likeness...DO it Now.