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11.20.2012

Well, There's Peace In The Middle East Again


Let me guess: "Israel, hereinafter knows as the Party of The First Part, and Hamas, hereinafter known as Party of the Second Part, do hereby pinky promise not to launch missiles into one another for at least a couple of days. And even though the Party of the First Part kind of likes retaliating with great vengeance and furious anger by pinpointing the driver's side of a car from a drone strike from miles away, it agrees to this ceasefire even though the Party of the Second Part has trouble hitting the broadside of a barn."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is truly amazing how the left takes the side of the powerless against the powerful regardless of the truth. If you hit a grizzly bear in the nose, you should expect to be eaten. But that's just common sense...

The IDF said...

We never relent--we only reload.

Anonymous said...

Party of the Second Part should sojourn picking fights with the party of the first part. Party of the first part remembers WWII and is not acquiescent to this conduct in any future deviations

Anonymous said...

I say elf'm and blow the sunny beaches of the face of the earth! Dayum phuck'n Muslim terrorist!

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should retaliate with only the same amount of equal deadly force, to keep it fair.

You stupid piece of chit!

Post that!

Anonymous said...

Demonize Isreal for being good at
war instead of Hamas for starting
one. Oh it must be grand to be so
naive. You must have been on one of
those everyone gets a trophy sports
teams.

Anonymous said...

Read your Bible -- Israel wins!!

Anonymous said...

Saw it theorized that his one was engaged so as to test Iron Dome Missle Defense prior to attacking Iran and needing a workable system.

Just wondering if it could be true.

Anonymous said...

Party of the First Part and Party of the Second Party hereby acknowledge and expressy agree that the entities known as Syria, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Qtar and Saudia Arabia are third party beneficiaries to the above and foregoing pinky promise to the limited extent nobody wants a whole country turned into glass in the blink of an eye.

Anonymous said...

The party of the second part did hit the broadside of a barn 2 days ago and killed three innocent people. Go to hell all of you Hamas sympathizers.

Anonymous said...

If you want your comments to have an impact you should make your statements plainly and be sure your spelling is correct. Did everyone here go to school in Texas?

Just saying.

Anonymous said...

It's not a ceasefire.

They heard Hillary Clinton is on her way and they all bugged out of there.

Anonymous said...

12:30 nailed it.

Anonymous said...

5:56, spelling ain't a good indicator of intelligence. Einstein could not spell but he understood how to make big bombs.

Spelling is for liberal arts and other sand box degree plans, not engineers, physicists and mathematicians.