I support this guy. How many times have we seen the "athlete", in a near incapacitated state, crawl towards the finish line in an effort to defeat all odds? A million. "Look at me! Look at me! I'm near death but I'll finish!"
But no drama for this guy. That crossbar to the chest knocked the need for "the human drama of athletic competition" right out of him. He's just looking for the exit and the nearest flight schedule back to wherever he's from.
P.S. What's up with the green top and red shorts? We should of known trouble was brewing when we saw that. The Michael Johnsons and Usain Bolts of the world are always stylin'.
at 1:28 PM