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12.31.2011

It's Midnight. Might I Suggest You All Begin To Plan Your Exit Strategy.

Those Mayans Don't Mess Around

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pop off about the end of the world. Remember what happened to the Titanic when they popped off about "even God himself couldn't sink her" jus say'n

Anonymous said...

Beam me up Scotty!

Denney Crane said...

I'm no alarmist, but if the moon controls the tide of the ocean, what might the coming planet alignment influence...

Anonymous said...

On Dec 21, you won't need a plan.

HarveyLee said...

If the Mayans had really been futuristic thinkers they would have left us some photos.

Anonymous said...

Que the "Enema" lyrics by the band TOOL.

Anonymous said...

Not worried about that. Mine is planned through Jesus Christ!

Anonymous said...

You ever seen "Apocalypto"?

Those people sacrificed humans to a false sun god.
Then believed an eclipse was the god talking to them.

I think we are going to be ok.

Anonymous said...

We are NOT going to be OK, but the Maya, the Sun God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Jesus the Christ has nothing to do with it.

We gonna do it ourselves.

By the way, I have no problem with God, or even Gods. It's their fan club that scares the hell outta me!

Anonymous said...

If it ends, I blame it on those stank ass kardashians.

Anonymous said...

Let her rip...I'm ready to go...get me outta here!

Anonymous said...

I hear you on those Kardashians, dumb half Crackers..

Anonymous said...

"Crackers"?

Is that what this blog is all about? Racists??

Raymond said...

I share this opinion on the whole thing!

Anonymous said...

Most folks don't know that God spaketh with a Texan accent when he said, "No man shall know the hour or the day..."
Well, have you ever really listened to the word "man" spoken by a Texan?
"No mayan shall know the hour or the day..."

CASE CLOSED!!!!!

Anonymous said...

the golf cart bandit will have his name go down in history

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 9:17 wins the internets.

Anonymous said...

Raymond, I agree with you. If that's all there is bring out the band and let's party. Life's a bitch then you die anyway. Peggy Lee must have had a profound affect on me with that song because my life has had a lot of "is that all there is" moments. Therefore, I never expect good times to last.

Anonymous said...

So, you are saying I can cancel my 2013 calendar order?

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I intend to live until I die...

Raymond said...

8:17 AM My favorite part is "I know what you must be saying to yourselves.
If that's the way she feels about it why doesn't she just end it all?
Oh, no. Not me. I'm in no hurry for that final disappointment.
For I know just as well as I'm standing here talking to you,
when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my lst breath, I'll be saying to myself,

Is that all there is, is that all there is
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is"

Anonymous said...

Here's how it's gonna end...Herman Cain makes a surprise re-entry, wins the nomination and the tea party blows up the world when they realize they have to choose beteen two black guys.