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10.24.2011

Creepy Couple From Friday Get Kicked Out Of Pumpkin Patch Over The Weekend


Oh, my.

19 comments:

The Devil said...

Hello country bumpkin' how is the frost down on your pumpkins

Anonymous said...

She'll be doing porn in 3yrs.

Anonymous said...

And in other, more important news- McRib is BACK!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please, please, please, can I have my own reality show?

Anonymous said...

11:03 -

You are too generous, I don't think that it will take anywhere near that long!

Anonymous said...

Just wait — it'll come out soon that this guy is really gay, and this whole thing was a publicity stunt to advance both their careers.

And if that girl is really 17, then she ages awfully fast. I don't want to see how she'll appear at 30 (which is how old she truly appears).

Anonymous said...

I couldn't care less about Obama's birth certificate. I want to see HER long form birth certificate. These photos are making me go from short form to long form, if ya know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that they seem to take a photographer with them everywhere they go.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she wears Dr. Scholl's in those boots?

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see her Great Pumkin Patch.

DF Chrlie Brown

Anonymous said...

That's got to hurt.

Anonymous said...

As long as someone is photographing this woman, I will be looking at em...

Anonymous said...

As long as someone is photographing this woman, I will be looking at em...

Anonymous said...

Please, please, please, please, please--DON'T "give" them a reality show! It'll be a show about a bunch of do-nothings doing--nothing. A total waste of space and time (and electrons).

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to snatch that stupid cap off of his head.

Anonymous said...

Black Creek Pumpkin patch?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to snatch a pumpkin from her patch...Did I get that backwards?

el chupacabra said...

She was freaky looking for being way too mannish and easily looking 30 years old (make that a hard 30), BEFORE she started looking like she was about to poo on the pumpkins.

Anonymous said...

There is no she will be doing porn! More like she is doing porn now! Gold diggers little toy. She will give you more than AJAX can take off.